[23:05:18] *** Presenter has joined #cyber-awards [23:05:23] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Presenter [23:05:35] * Presenter walks on stage [23:05:53] * Presenter is dressed in a black cape. you don't see the face. [23:06:04] * Presenter approaches mic stand [23:06:21] khrm [23:06:33] Shire.... Baggins.... [23:06:41] err [23:06:47] sorry [23:06:53] this is the award thing right? [23:07:07] man i missed the studio [23:07:25] anyway now that i'm here... [23:07:46] Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the 2001 DOOM Academy Awards! [23:08:13] Forget about the Oscars, Ladies and Gentlemen [23:08:24] Forget about the Golden Globes [23:08:30] Forget about the Grammies [23:08:35] Forget about the grannies [23:08:43] or the No Bels [23:08:49] or the No LANs [23:08:52] * Presenter winks [23:09:20] this is the award ceremony you all been waiting for! [23:09:28] have you? ... [23:09:37] Enough speaking, anyway [23:09:44] Let's get on with it [23:09:59] our first award to be handed out [23:10:06] is Best UV Max [23:10:17] The Nominees are: [23:10:31] Anders Johnsen for lv02-110, Anders Johnsen for lv03-120, Anders Johnsen for pl32-348, Radek Pecka for lv14-156 and Jonathan Rimmer for e1m1-029 [23:10:51] And the Cyber goes to: [23:11:02] * Presenter screws around with envelope [23:11:17] Anders Johnsen for pl32-348! [23:11:27] Come on up, Anders [23:11:33] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Johnsen [23:11:41] speak :) [23:11:56] * Presenter waits anxiously [23:12:29] * Presenter waits still [23:13:02] don't make me plug the mic up your ass... [23:13:46] Right. Then we leave a mic here for him on the table and he can make a speech whenever he wants [23:14:10] But, things got to advance otherwise it'll be just plain boring.... [23:14:14] * Presenter looks around [23:14:34] Okay, Ladies and Gentlemen [23:14:51] the second award (or is that first?) to go out is Best Cooperative Demo [23:14:58] The Nominees are: [23:15:17] Vincent Catalaa and Selim "Bastard Benabdelkhalek for their performance in c4s3-008, Vincent Catalaa and Selim "Bastard Benabdelkhalek for their performance in 30uv2843, Adam Hegyi and Laszlo Vecsei for their performance in c1m1-019, Henning Skogsto and Anders Johnsen for their performance in e1nmc833 and Henning Skogsto, Vincent Catalaa, Selim "Bastard" Benabdelkhalek for their performance in 30uvnet3 [23:15:23] *phew* [23:15:41] And the Cyber goes to: [23:16:02] Laszlo Vecsei and Adam Hegyi for c1m1-019! [23:16:10] That's a surprise! [23:16:14] Come on up, folks [23:16:20] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Waldon [23:16:28] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Adam_H [23:16:30] * Waldon walks up to the stage [23:16:40] you speak first :) [23:16:42] Cool cape, man. [23:16:51] * Waldon looks at Adam [23:17:10] Well. [23:17:15] * Waldon coughs [23:17:23] Coop is cool, you know. [23:17:28] Fragging your mate. [23:17:34] Accidentally :) [23:17:52] I love how hard it is to make two players cooperate. [23:17:58] And in the end, it looks kickass. [23:18:05] Accidentally, right? [23:18:08] Er. [23:18:09] Yes. [23:18:11] :) [23:18:23] Stop thinking about that ssg frag... [23:18:41] Adam is the best coop partner I have ever played with. [23:18:50] Well, there was Dashiva.... [23:19:04] But that's another story :) [23:19:09] What do you think, Adam? [23:19:21] Well, thanks for the compliment :) [23:19:32] Thanks for not fragging me back... [23:20:13] I don't have much to say, thanks everyone! Next time watch who you vote for! [23:20:18] * Adam_H coughs [23:20:25] Accidents happen :) [23:20:49] Thanks, guys. That was touching. [23:21:01] * Waldon smiles at the camera [23:21:05] *** Presenter sets mode: -v Adam_H [23:21:09] *** Presenter sets mode: -v Waldon [23:21:24] Our third award is UV Tyson! [23:21:44] To present the award, we have a very special guest. [23:21:59] He is the master of the field. [23:22:15] In fact, without him, this award wouldn't exist. [23:22:27] Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome [23:22:34] MIKE TYSON! [23:22:39] *** Presenter is now known as Mike_Tyson [23:22:45] Yo. [23:23:03] You think you can take on me, right [23:23:19] Let me tell you who's the mastah [23:23:32] I'm the mastah, undehstand? [23:23:48] You listen here, Lennox? [23:24:18] I'm gonna kick your ass [23:24:29] Any females in the audience? [23:24:33] * Mike_Tyson scans around [23:24:51] I'll show you how I'm gonna kick his ass [23:25:08] * Mike_Tyson suddenly bites off the end of his mic! [23:25:20] ROOAAAARRR [23:25:45] * Mike_Tyson waves victoriously as staff tries to get in a new mic stand [23:26:04] I am Mic Tyson! [23:26:17] * Mike_Tyson watches as crowd goes "boo" [23:26:44] Ah yeah, the nominees. [23:26:53] The nominees are: [23:27:01] erm [23:27:13] I can't read these small letters [23:27:36] *** Mike_Tyson is now known as Presenter [23:27:42] I'll help out. [23:27:55] The Nominees are: [23:28:02] Anders Johnsen for t4m22124, Radek Pecka for t2m2-340, Henning Skogsto for ty04-559, Xit Vono for t2m84205 and Xit Vono for t4m15056 [23:28:23] Here's the envelope Mike, it's written in real big letters [23:28:31] *** Presenter is now known as Mike_Tyson [23:28:42] And the Cyber goes to: [23:28:58] Xit Vono for t2m84205! [23:29:03] ROAAARRR [23:29:13] *** Mike_Tyson is now known as Presenter [23:29:20] Come on, Xit. [23:29:26] *** Presenter sets mode: +v xit-vono [23:29:31] hi guys [23:29:49] I guess I would like to thank Adam Hegyi for the compet-n site, [23:30:02] Doug for his DSDA and TAS sites [23:30:39] and everyone who watches compet-n demos [23:31:01] thanks and bye [23:31:27] *** Presenter sets mode: -v xit-vono [23:32:03] All right, the next award up is a really interesting one [23:32:32] Its no other than Best Movie! [23:32:50] Let's see the nominees: [23:33:07] Drew "stx-Vile" DeVore for e1nm0659, Radek Pecka for 30uvmax3, Henning Skogsto for 30nm3607, Henning Skogsto for 30ns6155 and Adam Williamson for ep1-0511 [23:33:22] And the Cyber goes to: [23:33:43] Henning Skogsto for 30nm3607! [23:34:04] Hmm, is Henning in the room? [23:34:56] Unfortunetely it seems he couldn't make it. Anyway, our cheers go out to Henning and of course he will get his Cyber as soon as possible. :) [23:35:46] Best if he gets here by the end of the show :) [23:36:12] Our next award is [23:36:24] Best New Trick [23:36:40] The Nominees: [23:36:51] Vincent Catalaa for pl17-009, Adam Hegyi for lv13-103, Adam Hegyi for pl21-008, Marijo "Sedlo" Sedlic for pl12-010 and Xit Vono for pl25-202 [23:37:11] And the Cyber goes to: [23:37:27] Vincent Catalaa for pl17-009! [23:37:38] *** Presenter sets mode: +v _Vince_ [23:37:42] speak up, Vince :) [23:37:51] <_Vince_> heh, hi guys [23:38:03] <_Vince_> it'll not be very different from xit's speech, [23:38:29] <_Vince_> i have to thank everybody involved in any doom speedrunning site. [23:38:54] <_Vince_> thank Adam, Doug, and Slag for Pdang [23:39:12] <_Vince_> and thank all people that are still watching doom demos [23:39:21] <_Vince_> and of course all people that voted for me :) [23:39:22] <_Vince_> thanks [23:39:38] * _Vince_ kisses the presenter [23:39:55] Gosh. :D [23:40:04] *** Presenter sets mode: -v _Vince_ [23:40:49] All right, I just received information that our air time is limited, so let's go a higher gear. [23:41:02] The Next Award is Best Technical Merit [23:41:10] And the Nominees are: [23:41:20] Cameron Prosser for pp32-136, Marijo "Sedlo" Sedlic for pl12-010, Henning Skogsto for 30nm3607, Henning Skogsto for 30ns6155 and Xit Vono for t2m84205 [23:41:39] The Cyber goes to: [23:41:59] Marijo "Sedlo" Sedlic for pl12-010! [23:42:52] Unfortunately I don't see him around, we'll pass the Cyber to him anyway. Cheers for Sedlo! [23:43:17] The next award is Best Artistic Impression [23:43:26] The Nominees: [23:43:42] Adam Hegyi for e2m5-027, Juho "ocelot" Ruohonen for lv18-022, Marijo "Sedlo" Sedlic for pl17-008, Marijo "Sedlo" Sedlic for pl21-007 and Henning Skogsto for 30nm3607 [23:43:59] The Cyber goes to: [23:44:13] Juho "ocelot" Ruohonen for lv18-022! [23:44:20] Cheers! [23:44:25] *** Presenter sets mode: +v ocelot [23:44:33] * ocelot walks up [23:44:36] * ocelot takes mike [23:44:46] * ocelot shifts his weight nervously from one leg to another [23:44:49] * ocelot clears throat [23:44:53] um, okay... [23:45:12] I have a hard time believing you guys could pick my run over something like e2m5-027 and pl17-008, but heck, I'm not complaining...lv18-022 was my first speedrun ever, and I worked my ass off to get it, so it definitely has a special meaning for me. It was also my first very good c-n achievement and I was very proud of pulling it off. It's great to be rewarded like this for your rigorous endeavors to produce good stuff. Thank you people. [23:45:22] * ocelot walks back to his seat [23:45:39] Woah. Great speech. :) [23:45:45] *** Presenter sets mode: -v ocelot [23:46:16] It appears that Mr Johnsen finally regained his conscious self. Wanna say something into this mic, Andy? [23:46:55] Umn...øh...well, as always I was a tad too late...I read the scrollback and see that I won the max cat tho [23:47:05] suprising I must say :) Was sure Rimmers would win [23:47:25] guess people like maps with alot of actiong going on =) so, well thanks for voting guys [23:48:04] *** Presenter sets mode: -v Johnsen [23:48:08] Thanks, Andy! [23:48:30] The next award to go out is Best UV -fast/-respawn [23:48:51] Actually, only -fast demos made it into the nominee bunch. [23:49:02] However [23:49:31] The Academy would like to reward the best -respawn demo as well [23:49:40] In the form of a small cyber [23:50:05] Without further ado, the award goes to Radek Pecka for er01-047! [23:50:33] Unfortunately he is absent on this day, cheers Radek, great demo! [23:50:42] But now [23:50:52] The Nominees for the category [23:51:09] Anders Johnsen for p32f-525, Radek Pecka for f1m2-144, Chris "Ryback" Ratcliff for hf243019, Ian Sabourin for fa02-111 and Ian Sabourin for fa30-030 [23:51:45] This was actually the closest race. [23:52:14] But one demo made just 1 more vote than its rivals [23:52:27] The Cyber here goes to: [23:52:45] Anders Johnsen for p32f-525! [23:53:01] Looks like he got an other one! [23:53:07] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Johnsen [23:53:49] Looks like he got content with just one statue. [23:53:54] I say we keep the other one :) [23:54:02] wow...I said uv max was unexpected, but this takes the cake :) People must really enjoy plutonia map32, hehe...I tried to make a demo that would be entertaining to watch, glad to see some find it as such [23:54:07] thanks alot for voting guys! [23:54:19] Damn. Great speech though :) [23:54:36] *** Presenter sets mode: -v Johnsen [23:54:47] Our next award is Best UV Pacifist [23:54:58] to present the award, we have an even more special guest [23:55:21] he is a spokesperson for pacifism [23:55:31] please welcome [23:55:42] Mr George W Bush! [23:55:47] *** Presenter is now known as George_Bush [23:55:58] My fellow Americans! [23:56:26] It is my pleasure to present the award for the Best Pacifist. [23:56:42] All the five American Soldiers who were nominated deserve this award. [23:57:09] * George_Bush ducks as a chainsaw thrown passes overhead [23:57:33] The Nominees are: [23:57:47] Vaclav "Bolton" Kunes for pa29-256, Cameron Prosser for pp32-136, Jonathan Rimmer for p2m7-019, Adam Williamson for p3m1-055 and Adam Williamson for pa04-037 [23:57:58] And I declare the winner to be: [23:58:16] Vaclav "Bolton" Kunes for pa29-256! [23:58:44] Looks like the Soldier is fighting pacifist even now [23:58:45] *** Retrieving #cyber-awards info... [23:59:00] In the War Against Demonic Terror [23:59:38] * George_Bush is leaving stage left but suddenly a chainsaw is aimed better [23:59:40] * George_Bush falls [23:59:46] *** George_Bush is now known as Stan [23:59:57] Oh My God, they killed George Bush! [00:00:07] *** Stan is now known as Kyle [00:00:11] You [00:00:19] *** Kyle is now known as George_Bush [00:00:21] Bastards! [00:00:35] * George_Bush somehow gets on feet and leaves stage quick [00:00:51] *** George_Bush is now known as Presenter [00:01:01] Sorry about the mess. [00:01:22] Of course, the Cyber will find its way to Bolton! Well deserved! [00:01:42] The next award is Best Nightmare [00:02:09] The nominees: [00:02:09] Vincent Catalaa for n1m3s051, Vincent Catalaa for n1m7-132, Adam Hegyi for nm07-048, Henning Skogsto for nm02-046 and Adam Williamson for n1m5-104 [00:02:26] The award goes to: [00:02:44] Adam Hegyi for nm07-048! [00:02:51] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Adam_H [00:03:11] Uhh. I really don't think I deserve this award... it was all just a lucky demo. [00:03:37] I voted for n1m7 and I think that was the best one here. [00:03:59] aww fuck. lets get the mic to the winner! [00:04:17] * Adam_H refuses to talk. Presenter already told everything. [00:04:27] Bah... [00:04:43] *** Presenter sets mode: -v Adam_H [00:04:57] The next is the first player award! [00:05:07] It's Best Cooperative Player [00:05:23] The nominees: [00:05:23] The nominees: [00:05:32] And the Cyber here goes to: [00:05:45] Vincent Catalaa! [00:05:58] *** Presenter sets mode: +v _Vince_ [00:06:48] <_Vince_> it's not really deserved, there aren't much coop players ... [00:07:13] <_Vince_> thanks anyway, all credits go to my coop mate, Selim [00:07:22] <_Vince_> w/o who nothing would have been possible [00:07:26] <_Vince_> thanks for voting [00:08:13] *** Presenter sets mode: -v _Vince_ [00:08:31] Well deserved, still.... [00:08:47] The next award, to me, was a very exciting one [00:08:57] It's the Most Improved Player award [00:09:14] There were three nominees: [00:09:24] Vincent Catalaa, Radek Pecka and Adam Williamson [00:09:51] They are all excellent players as you all know [00:09:59] But the Cyber this year goes to: [00:10:17] Radek Pecka! [00:11:00] Well deserved, Radek. Keep on DOOMing :) [00:11:24] Now things are starting to get more exciting. [00:12:00] As this is the last demo category award to go out before 'best demo' [00:12:09] UV Speed, of course! [00:12:32] The Nominees are: [00:12:46] Vincent Catalaa for lv21-017, Adam Hegyi for e2m5-027, Adam Hegyi for lv16-011, Juho "ocelot" Ruohonen for lv18-022 and Marijo "Sedlo" Sedlic for pl17-008 [00:13:03] And the Cyber goes to: [00:13:27] Juho "ocelot" Ruohonen for lv18-022! [00:13:37] Congratulations! [00:13:41] *** Presenter sets mode: +v ocelot [00:13:52] * ocelot walks up looking dazed [00:13:58] * ocelot pinches himself on the cheek [00:14:04] what the?!?! [00:14:12] TWO!? [00:14:14] I don't believe it [00:14:18] * ocelot pinches himself harder [00:14:36] two statues for one single-level run, that's pretty er, good [00:14:44] and it's MY demo! [00:14:51] er [00:15:30] well, I've never before felt more proud of working hard on something, except maybe when I aced english and swedish in the finnish matriculation examination [00:15:35] THANKS SO MUCH [00:15:38] * ocelot leaves stage [00:15:52] *** Presenter sets mode: -v ocelot [00:16:31] Now, the next award is Best New Player [00:16:53] The Nominees are: [00:17:01] Drew "stx-Vile" DeVore, Ian Sabourin and Xit Vono [00:17:27] And the Cyber goes to: [00:17:44] Drew "stx-Vile" DeVore! [00:17:52] *** Presenter sets mode: +v stx-Vile [00:18:13] * stx-Vile strafes up to the stage [00:18:22] * stx-Vile falls off the stairs, flat on his ass [00:18:22] damn [00:18:22] * stx-Vile hits Q [00:18:31] let me try again [00:18:47] * stx-Vile walks up to the stage [00:18:59] ahem, well, all I can really say is.. what were you people thinking [00:19:00] honestly [00:19:10] I refined suckiness into an art form [00:19:39] I suppose the best part of being a newbie is having more to experience [00:19:55] so I look forward to winning the best newbie award five years from now [00:19:55] because I will always be a newbie [00:20:02] yes, I suck that much [00:20:02] thanks for your time [00:20:11] l8r [00:20:18] *** Presenter sets mode: -v stx-Vile [00:20:38] Wow. Oscar winners should take a lesson in humbleness :) [00:21:00] There's only 3 awards left. Please hold on ;) [00:21:27] The next one is no less than Best Demo of 2001! [00:22:01] The Nominees are: [00:22:09] Anders Johnsen for pl32-348, Cameron Prosser for pp32-136, Henning Skogsto for 30nm3607, Henning Skogsto for 30ns6155 and Xit Vono for t2m84205 [00:22:32] And the Cyber for Best Demo goes to: [00:22:53] Henning Skogsto for 30nm3607! [00:23:42] That makes another double winner... very well done! [00:24:26] There's 2 Cybers waiting for him here... [00:24:45] The next one is for Lifetime Achievement [00:25:32] Oh. Let's hang up with that for a second. [00:25:43] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Henna2k [00:25:57] Mr Skogsto, you just won Best Demo and Best Movie. Got anything to say? [00:26:01] hi folks let me get a sec to sit down :) [00:26:31] this is a suprise for sure [00:26:59] thanks everyone [00:27:08] personaly I think it's just a matter of taste .. [00:27:24] all the winning demos for all categories deserve to win :) [00:27:37] but hey ..I'm happy you liked mine the most [00:27:53] I started on my 30nm runs in late 99 [00:28:05] so I've been doing it for a while [00:28:36] so ..hehe I guess that's it :)..thanks everyone! [00:29:05] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Henna2k [00:29:13] Twice the voice :) [00:29:24] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Henna2k [00:29:29] *** Presenter sets mode: -v Henna2k [00:29:41] Gotta replace the mic. [00:30:04] Now we were at Lifetime Achievement [00:30:18] The Nominees: [00:30:28] Yonatan Donner, Adam Hegyi and Henning Skogsto [00:31:02] The award this year goes to: [00:31:18] Adam Hegyi! [00:31:25] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Adam_H [00:31:58] I'd like to thank a few people. [00:31:59] *** Retrieving #cyber-awards info... [00:32:25] Those who made this thing started, first of all. [00:33:07] Thanks Simon, Kai, Anthe, Istvan, Yonatan, Peo, Daniel, Eelco, and everyone else I just forget right now. [00:33:35] I hope now that I mentioned those names at least some people will look them up and see what they've done. [00:34:07] They deserve it much more than me for I just carried on with their work. [00:35:00] I hope next year some of them will get nominated. They are idols, for me. [00:35:23] Thank you. [00:35:36] *** Presenter sets mode: -v Adam_H [00:36:21] To wrap up the show, there's 1 award left. [00:36:34] Best Player of 2001 [00:36:55] The Nominees: [00:36:57] Vincent Catalaa, Adam Hegyi, Radek Pecka, Henning Skogsto and Adam Williamson [00:37:22] The Cyber goes to: [00:37:38] Henning Skogsto! [00:37:46] * Presenter cheers wildly [00:38:36] *** Presenter sets mode: +v Henna2k [00:38:59] wow...the suprises just keeps coming to me today :) [00:39:16] common guys ..it dosn't take much to impress you folks ?:) [00:39:52] well, anyway..I'm very happy to get the award for sure :) [00:41:00] so I guess that's it .) [00:41:22] Well, that wraps it up. [00:41:53] Those who didn't get a Cyber this year, I hope you are not too disappointed and going to try your best next year. [00:42:32] I hope you find this award a nice part of the scene. [00:43:02] I hope you had a good time around, sorry that I screwed up real bad many times, but hey, this was my first time doing this :) [00:43:37] Everyone is invited to stay for a post-award chat :) [00:43:57] Good night. [00:44:14] * Presenter reveals face [00:44:26] *** Presenter is now known as Whoopi_Goldberg [00:44:30] Kisses!!! [00:44:33] *** Disconnected [00:44:34] *** Whoopi_Goldberg has quit IRC