Session Start: Fri Nov 15 03:42:30 1996
*** TF: Talking in #deathmatch
<Mancer> Yyz: If you would have went to school
*** Mancer was kick'd by leprechan (gay?? ok bend over and 
i'll kiss your ass, oops i meant kick)
*** Joins: Mancer (cole@dial-2.dodgenet.com)
<Mancer> Yyz: You might know these things
*** Kissy changed nick to Embrionic
<IroNovA> or are on tyhe net w/ him...heheh
Session Close: Fri Nov 15 03:43:42 1996

Session Start: Fri Nov 15 03:43:57 1996
*** TF: Talking in #deathmatch
*** Parts: Marker_ (Mark@ppp406.gis.net)
<Yyz^T4E> Lep, penney: hehehe that rules, more people 
should fake like that, coolie
<TragiC> Mancer...haha Leprechan had you liek a virgin on 
promnight!
<leprechan> hahah thanks yyz
<leprechan> i was bored as hell 
<penney> well..
<penney> I didn't get personal
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<penney> I was just talking about ball smashing
<ShitHead> Hi everyone
<Mancer> leprechan: But you fucking gay now
<GrippGoat> !op
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o GrippGoat
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o GrippGoat
<Yyz^T4E> That's personal in its own way
<leprechan> mancer ok man...i'm gat
<Mancer> leprechan: Trying to act like a woman
<leprechan> gay
<leprechan> i'm GA:Y
<leprechan> i'm GAY
<_BahdKo_> WOW
<_BahdKo_> i gota NEAT /whois tonight!
*** _BahdKo_ changed nick to Myself
<leprechan> woohoo
<TragiC> lep...you are gay
<leprechan> let me look at your asses
<leprechan> mancer bend over
<Mancer> At least you don't hide you gay fucker
<leprechan> i want some
* Yyz^T4E steps back from the closet door
* leprechan bends mancer over
<_duke_> bwahahahahahahahaha
<Mancer> I hate fagets
<TragiC> hahahaha
* ShitHead puts on metal underware and locks it.
<TragiC> MAncer..then how can you live with your dad?
<Mancer> leprechan is a fucking fag
<leprechan> don't hate me cuz i'm gay...love me...we can be so 
good together mancer
<leprechan> lets fuck mancer
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* leprechan fucks mancer
* leprechan does it again
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net)
<Yyz^T4E> faggots...    fagets, well it's pretty close
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o sseht
* TragiC gets the vasoline out and sexes up mancer with his 
strapon...
<leprechan> tragic you are tooo....stop denying it
<Mancer> lep: You are so fucking gay
<Myself> ehehe i can get into all those channels im shitlisted in
<spaminatr> !op
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o spaminatr
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o spaminatr
<spaminatr> penney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
* sseht humps TragiC's leg
<leprechan> mancer you are so fucking lame
<penney> spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** Quits: GrippGoat (Ping timeout)
<Embrionic> be right back... gotta order pizzas w00p
*** Embrionic changed nick to Kissy
<Mancer> lep: You should be locked on a remote island for 
experimental nuke bomb esting faget
<Mancer> testing
*** BloodyCL sets mode: +o spaminatr
* ShitHead thought this was deathmatch. Now it's called 
gaymatch.
<spaminatr> emb: order me one
<Yyz^T4E> penney: I'm gay too, a gay woman in a man's body
*** leprechan sets mode: +b *!*cole@*.dodgenet.com
<Mancer> I'd rather be lame than be a faget, like you
*** Mancer was kick'd by Nathalie (You're Banned 
[ChRoniC])
<spaminatr> yyz: hehe
<IroNovA> mancer: go play w/ yer maps, asshole
<sseht> mancer sure is stupid
<sseht> what did mancer do?
<IroNovA> mancer : j/k
<penney> yyz? huh?
<sseht> i'm sure i missed out on a lot of fun.
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<GrippGoat> !op
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o GrippGoat
<leprechan> tragic has to wear a strap on!!!!!!!
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o GrippGoat
<spaminatr> tragic: ewwww
<leprechan> hahahahahhahaha
<sseht> tragic: you must have a chode.
<TragiC> hehe
<Yyz^T4E> <Mancer> The appidemy of lameness
<Yyz^T4E> <Mancer> I hate fagets
<TragiC> ON DONDER..AND BLITZEN...VIXEN and 
WHATEVER...ADN PRANCER...and MANCER...MUSH YOU 
FUCKING DEER WITH HORNS AND SHIT
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +b *!*Mark@*gis.net
*** ShitHead was kick'd by DoomBitch (User requested moron 
kick)
<sseht> what a loser.
<sseht> he spelled faggot wrong
<TragiC> <TragiC> Eye HaIgHe Bahd SpellERs
*** _duke_ sets mode: -b *!*Mark@*gis.net
<spaminatr> not only that how can anyone hate a bundle of 
sticks?
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<penney> heheh..tragic u are funny
<Yyz^T4E> Hallmark Cards, by chunkk
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irc.best.com)
<sseht> haha
<penney> uh oh..that would be hilarous
<penney> haha
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<penney> lisa!!!!!!!
<lis> penny!
<spaminatr> lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<lis> spam1
<lis> !
*** lis changed nick to _L|Sa_
*** spaminatr changed nick to spam^ihol
*** _L|Sa_ changed nick to _L|sa_
<penney> wassup homeslice?
<leprechan> later
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<_L|sa_> feeling kinda icky
<_L|sa_> looking for ctf server
<TragiC> penney...looks arent everything...wewp
<Yyz^T4E> Lisa, is GSX-R still caressing his C&C mouse ;)
<_L|sa_> hah
<penney> TragiC: uhh?
<penney> why do u say that?
<_L|sa_> yyz
<TragiC> you said...looks arent everything
<TragiC> oops
<TragiC> you said
<TragiC> you are funny
<penney> when?
<TragiC> so I responded
<penney> when..not tonight
<penney> oh...
<TragiC> liek a year ago
<penney> u lost me there dude
<IroNovA> lisa how bout threewave
<TragiC> hehe
<penney> <TragiC> I have rapid toung action
<penney> haha
<_L|sa_> iron: whats the addr
<sseht> damnit
<sseht> don't ne of you ppl know how to spell?
<sseht> tounge.  not toung.
<_L|sa_> (im checkin stompd)
<sseht> son of a bitch.
<penney> hehehe
<TragiC> sorry.. I am lagged like a newbie on daddies 386 with 
1 meg onboard ram...boasting a 300 baud modem and a 
single peice of dental floss for a phone cord...
<_L|sa_> sseht: tung
<penney> sseht: take your pill ;)
<penney> it's no biggie
<Yyz^T4E> tongue haha
<TragiC> also..useing AOL of course
<TragiC> =)
<TragiC> =)
<TragiC> TOUNGE
<IroNovA> lisa: it's in canada, but try quake.threewave.com, 
not sure if they're using the beta ctf stuff yet tho..
<sseht> yyz: oh yeah..  i knew that.
<TragiC> whatever... I HAVE RAPID action of it
<Yyz^T4E> tonguesten, a ferrous metal
<sseht> tragic: no,  actually yyz has it right.
<Yyz^T4E> tungsten even eheh
<sseht> man
<sseht> i'm just kidding
<sseht> holy shit
<TragiC> Lawrencium...heavy and shit
<sseht> thats spelled epitome,  not stupid fuckin appidemy.
<sseht> but, thats to be expected.  mancer said it.
<Yyz^T4E> Haha me too, I only jump on the spelling thing when 
Mancer does it, just to get his reaction
<sseht> heh
<_L|sa_> avg rtt: ~300ms
<_L|sa_> doh
<_L|sa_> packet loss: 25%
<_L|sa_> DOH
<penney> that's normal for me
<TragiC> sseht...ohh look at Mrfucking AlexTrebex and 
shit...shut the fuck up sseht before I hit you with my unused 
collection of Encyclopedia Britannicas...muther fucker
* _L|sa_ is still looking
<sseht> tragic: uhm,    heh?
<sseht> i mean,,   heh? or not to heh?,, 
* penney is away - making waffles - messages will be saved.
<TragiC> hahaha
<TragiC> fuck
<TragiC> make me..not waffles!
*** TragiC was kick'd by spam^ihol (the internet is supposed to 
contain a wealth of information :P)
*** Joins: TragiC (tragic@Dial81.NetWizards.Net)
<spam^ihol> :)
<TragiC> wtf
<TragiC> you fucking B.A,N
<TragiC> bitch as nigga!
<spam^ihol> therefore we cant set bad examples by misspelling 
;)
<TragiC> as?
<TragiC> ass
<_L|sa_> hahahah spam
<spam^ihol> tragic: it was a joke
<TragiC> ASS!
<_L|sa_> hahahaha
<_L|sa_> !awpage
<TragiC> muther fucker..you see me laughing... I'll fuckign kick 
your ass...
<_L|sa_> !awp
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o _L|sa_
<TragiC> hahaha
<sseht> hehe
*** Quits: DoomBitch (EOF From client)
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o _L|sa_
<sseht> tragic: make that be a lesson to yaz.
*** BloodyCL sets mode: +o _L|sa_
<TragiC> phear me... I am 9 years old with an attitude
<sseht> haha
*** _L|sa_ changed nick to _L|saway_
* _L|saway_ is away - checking page - messages will be 
saved.
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<sseht> tragic: and a chode.
<TragiC> yeah
<TragiC> and one of those Chode things too!
<spam^ihol> haha
<sseht> fear me! i am tragic.   for i have the dreaded 
expression.jpg!!!
* spam^ihol is starting his own quake clan ihol.. international 
house of llamas/lamers
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<Czaple> !awp             
<IroNovA> spam: u rule
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Czaple
<TragiC> sseht...hahhaa
<sseht> spam:  wel,  which is it.   llamas or lamers?
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<sseht> either that or call it iholl
<TragiC> llamas muther fucker
* Marker_ wants to know what a is a Chode?
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o DoomBitch
<TragiC> and you definitely fit it as the founder
<spam^ihol> sseht: i havent made up my mind
<sseht> marker:  check your drawers
<spam^ihol> sseht: i guess ill use llama and lamer 
interchangibly hehe :)
*** BloodyCL sets mode: +o DoomBitch
<TragiC> <sseht> remember, I am not only the president of 
IHOL... I am a member too!
<sseht> marker: if you don't feel anything, then u r a chode.
<sseht> hehhe
* spam^ihol is a lame doomer and a worse quaker
<Yyz^T4E> haha tragic
<IroNovA> tragic: u have an attitude problem, heh
* Marker_ is looking in drawers but all I see is the Captain.
<TragiC> spam..ohh yah... I could kick your ass at Blake Stone 
you sorry muther fucker
<Yyz^T4E> don't chode the chicken
<TragiC> Iron..Attitude?
<sseht> someone must have /invited him in here
<TragiC> Iron..dont make me kick you fucking freind Yaks 
ass...
<TragiC> haha
<TragiC> man..wtf am I smoking
<TragiC> I just read what I typed
<TragiC> I am on LSD or some shit
<_duke_> a "choad" is teh scottish term for dick
<_duke_> or so i have heard
<sseht> hahaha
<TragiC> sorry.. I am in "toughguy" mode
<IroNovA> tragic, altitude?
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<sseht> holy shit
* Czaple needs a good Choad Job
* DoomBitch likes toughguys
<Jedai> its just me, dont worry
<TragiC> duke...you knnow your parents called you that when 
you were a kid..so thats why you know..."come here little 
dukeie choad" "time for supper choadie"
* Marker_ says thanks for the definition of Chode. 
<TragiC> Iron..yeah.. I am high
<IroNovA> tragic: i don't really like yak, i wanted to try to flood 
his cable modem last night, heh
<DoomBitch> they are the ones that beg me to fuck them with 
my ssg
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<TragiC> man.. I poged out on my dinner...like a fucking horse 
or some shit...now I am sitting in a pile of rice
<TragiC> poged?
<TragiC> piged
<TragiC> how the fuck do you pog your dinner...*SLAM* "that 
rice is rightside up!!! I get to keep it!!!"
<Yyz^T4E> using the word "you" instead of "your" takes all the 
testosterone out.   "I'm gonna kick you ass"  just loses 
something
<_duke_> tragic: no like your mom used to beg me for my 
choad
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*** Quits: Czaple (Losers)
<TragiC> czaple
<TragiC> hmm
<TragiC> Czaple juice...
<TragiC> Czaple Sauce
<sseht> yyz: substitute with "you" with "yo"
<TragiC> Czaple Pie
<TragiC> Czaple Jacks..
<Jedai> how bout  "yo"
<TragiC> Czaple's and IroNova;s
<sseht> yyz: that should solve the testosterone problem.
<TragiC> err..oranges
<Kissy> duke: slurp
<Kissy> duke: emb made me say it heh
<sseht> uhm,  that disgusting
<TragiC> Yyz...haha
<psycho> hehe
<TragiC> Duke...she did? dope!
<_duke_> heheh
<TragiC> man
<Yyz^T4E> Whenever I see that "you" thing, causes me to 
laugh uncontrollably :)
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<TragiC> I am gonna compile all the funny shit I head while on 
IRC
<sseht> welp,  ne way
<TragiC> and make  apage out of it
<sseht> bbl
<Kissy> {emb} Ah yeah right kissy... Im a pimp or something
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<TragiC> Yyz..you get the first entry with that...that shit is a 
fack
<TragiC> I am gonna kick you ass
<TragiC> hahah
*** Quits: sseht (bbl... spit, spank, spooge.)
<Marker_> Is it choad? Or is it Chode? Or is it choode?
<Kissy> chunkk" {emb} its over?
<Yyz^T4E> spit, spank, spooge.  Repeat
<DoomBitch> Right here pimp daddy
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<TragiC> Yyz..what if someone says "Dude...Fuck YOUR!"
*** _duke_ changed nick to PimP_daDD
<Kissy> ooz: how did it go?
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*** psycho changed nick to PsyS|ut
<OoZ^ihos> Kick ass!
* PimP_daDD slaps doombitch
*** Kissy changed nick to Embrionic
* Marker_ feels like he's back on Dwango with all the twit 
teenagers.
<OoZ^ihos> Kissy: 71-9!
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<rj^ihoS> wh00p
<Embrionic> gawd i want that girl (cough) anywya...
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o rj^ihoS
<rj^ihoS> i luv win95 ;(
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o rj^ihoS
<OoZ^ihos> Emb: MSG
*** Quits: Terata (EOF From client)
<rj^ihoS> I wait around for 1/2 hr for match to start.. 1 minute 
till match starts and win95 crashes!
<chunkk> so is it over???
*** PimP_daDD changed nick to duke^IHSc
<rj^ihoS> ch: ya, we kicked their butt
<Timinator> oooooz!
<chunkk> i got kicked off...the lag got real bad....
<Embrionic> Congrats Ihos
<Timinator> rrrjjj!
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<chunkk> hello???/
<rj^ihoS> chunkk: must have been close to the end?
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<OoZ^ihos> Tim: You rock =)
<chunkk> rj..i dont know
* Marker_ rushes to buy Win95. Crash!  hehe
<chunkk> anyone get my frag count>>>
<duke^IHSc> tragic: umm scaryname does that
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Unfragged
<rj^ihoS> chunkk: I think u got kicked off real close to the 
end..
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<OoZ^ihos> chunkk: 14
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<Timinator> oozzz: you saved my butt man!
<OoZ^ihos> Tim: Yeah =)
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<chunkk> taht was some of the worst lag i ever had...i almost 
had solid PLUG..the entire game
<OoZ^ihos> Tim: I got off to a good start but I wasn't doing to 
well towards the end =(
<Timinator> ooz: i was running from that dud with like 10 health
<TragiC> chunk 12
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<rj^ihoS> chunkk: u had 14 at end screen
<chunkk> well..atleast we fuckin won..i was gettin pissed 
mother fuckin off at that lag
<Yyz^T4E> w00p Ihos gave man-beating
<rj^ihoS> i did ok for missing first 5 minutes ;(
<OoZ^ihos> chunkk: Same here =(
<Yyz^T4E> haha tragic
<Embrionic> haha 1 guy comes in late.. the other gets dropped 
and still w00p
<spam^ihol> who did we play anyway?
<chunkk> cool...that was easy..whens out next match?
<TragiC> Yyz..wha?
<Embrionic> chunkk: gotta work that out with the next clan =)
<OoZ^ihos> spam: Tonite
<Yyz^T4E> ahahaha
<OoZ^ihos> spam: We just played =)
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<OoZ^ihos> Uhh
<OoZ^ihos> woops
<OoZ^ihos> Read it wrong
<OoZ^ihos> Dark Acension
<spam^ihol> marker: hehe
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<spam^ihol> oozie: reread the question :)
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<Embrionic> chunkk: ill know more Sun.. still with my girl.. or 
tower can work it out now.. =)
<chunkk> well..good game guys...im outta here
<rdwilson> whew.. didn't ping out
*** Parts: chunkk (chunkk@rad122.rgv.net)
<rdwilson> i was suspending irc
<rdwilson> we played tonight
<OoZ^ihos> Next match against hizzbollah =)
<spam^ihol> hehe
<OoZ^ihos> rdw: You did?!
<spam^ihol> cool
*** Embrionic changes topic to "Congrats Ihos.. 28.8 pots in da 
house... Round 2 next!"
*** Quits: ^Terata^ (EOF From client)
<rdwilson> ?
<rdwilson> fuck
<rj^ihoS> rdw: ya
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Session Close: Fri Nov 15 04:20:11 1996

Session Start: Fri Nov 15 04:28:05 1996
*** TF: Talking in #deathmatch
<IroNovA> i'm gonna go play on a moo if someone don't explain 
soon..
<rdwilson> so save up 250 bucks and RI-X will order one for ya
Session Close: Fri Nov 15 04:28:15 1996

Session Start: Fri Nov 15 04:46:16 1996
*** TF: Talking in #deathmatch
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o _BahdKo_
-Nathalie- You're already channel operator!
<rdwilson> Nathalie was supposed to say that 
<rdwilson> sorry Aitek :)
*** Quits: Timinator (Leaving)
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<Embrionic> hey squint
*** Parts: Squinter (sqinter@bh1.ith.servtech.com)
<rdwilson> spam , do you admit im right?
<Aitek> rd> i was in a mosh and got thrown into the fence..then 
like 10 people backed into me and my nose blocked my face 
from the chain
<Aitek> it hurt
<rdwilson> that the song you are thinking of is called Ill 
Communication
<spam^ihos> aitek: well i nearly broke my nose at an 
abalienation/tread/<forgot the other bands name> show... 2x 
in the same show hehe
<rdwilson> and the song im talking about is called Sure Shot
<rdwilson> moshing is fucking cool
* Hellian loves moshing
<spam^ihos> aitek: got nailed in the nose by some guys 
cranium... was fucking bleeding all over the place... then 
after it stopped i went back into the pit
<Aitek> im like marrrrrbell i got the ill communication
<rdwilson> I like jumping up and down on smaller peoples 
crumpled bodies
<Aitek> the best song on ill comm is #8
<Aitek> i forget what its called
<spam^ihos> not 3 seconds after i got in there my best friend 
(at the time) nailed my nose with his cranium hehe
<Hellian> wow, you must be a smart guy spam
<spam^ihos> aitek: my fav ill communication track is 7, get it 
together
<GrippGoat> SHIT! I have a lab to do, and it's midnight. Fuck 
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
<Aitek> bastard ehehhe
*** Quits: _darts_ (Ping timeout)
<rdwilson> one time I was moshing at a local thingy, and i got 
picked up and thrown on stage
<IroNovA> gripp: u silly
<Hellian> gripp:  boohoo
<Hellian> heh
<Aitek> 7? hm...maybe thats it
<rdwilson> and I jumped back out and kicked this dudes teeth 
in
<IroNovA> gripp: i should start my calc..
<Hellian> labs are easy compared to midterms
<rdwilson> it was cool
<Aitek> i like the song right after sabatoge
<Embrionic> Be back later... Need to spend some time with 
cocoa and a blanket.. cheers
<rdwilson> hehe.. I hear these bullshit moshing stories all the 
time
<spam^ihos> hellian: depends on the midterm hehe
<Hellian> pete: is kissy there?
<TragiC> Hellian...you mean MAshing...thats what you do in the 
army
<spam^ihos> hellian: ive taken some damn easy midterms :)
<TragiC> potatos
<Hellian> spam:  had my pchem midterm at 730am
<Aitek> i like the song right after sabatoge which is that one?
<Embrionic> Hellian" yup.. going to spend some time with her 
now.. 
<spam^ihos> of course it was a core course... logic and 
reasoning :)
<rdwilson> aitek: fuck only knows
<spam^ihos> hellian: 7:30? funk dat!!!
<Hellian> translation:  banging her? :)
<Nathalie> spam^ihos: I was thinking funk
* IroNovA is away doing sum HW..
<Embrionic> poof
<Hellian> no shit spam!
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<Aitek> "if i knew this was gonna be that kinda party i woulda 
stick my dick in the mash potatoes!"
<Hellian> mash potatoes?
<rdwilson> logic and reasoning? haha.. if you need to take a 
course on that, well, you tell my what
<Hellian> i dont mash potatoes
<rdwilson> hahaha
<rdwilson> I love that
<Hellian> i eat that dehydrated stuff
<Hellian> logic and reasoning=best bullshitter
<rdwilson> or "Professor.. whats another word for Pirate 
Treasure? .. Well I think its Booty... Booty.. B-Booty.. thats 
what it is!"
<spam^ihos> hellian: instant?
<spam^ihos> hellian: i know
* Aitek is listen to whatigot.mp3
<Hellian> yea, add water and poof
<spam^ihos> hellian: in that course basically i went to class 
(b/c attendance was taken) and slept.. i went to discussion 
(to turn in hw) and slept.. i did homework just to turn it in
<rdwilson> Hey chico man shut the fuck up!
<Hellian> pchem is such a drag
<spam^ihos> i studied a total of 10 mins for the mid term, 5 for 
the final... and got an a- in the course hehe
<rdwilson> I get horrid grades
<Hellian> all this stupid calculus and shit
<Aitek> horrid?
<Aitek> bloody hell
<rdwilson> I get fucking F's n shit
<rdwilson> well, not F's
<rdwilson> but really close
<Hellian> that's pretty impressive rdw 
<Hellian> bet the companies will be banging down your door to 
hiar you out of college :)
<psycho> rd: E's ;)
<Aitek> i get a's et b's
<spam^ihos> hehe yer average schmoe gets c's :)
<Aitek> kinda
<Aitek> and some c's
<Hellian> oops
<Hellian> hire
<Hellian> wtf is hiar :)
<rdwilson> but according to my standardized test results for my 
preACT and SAT scores, I should get a 32 on the ACT or 
~1400 on the Sats
<spam^ihos> about as many people get fs as do as :) (well it 
should be this way statistically :)
<Aitek> sounds german
<Hellian> A's in high school=B's in JC=c's in Universities
<DoomBitch> man, i was stoned like m0f0 last night
<Nathalie> one time I was so stoned I ate 5 bags of tender 
vittles
<Aitek> no were done man...
<Aitek> hellian dont tell me that jesus christ!
<rdwilson> Nathalie, you too?
* Aitek is a senior in hs
<Hellian> the SAT's are way easier now
<Hellian> avg score went up by 100 pts
* rdwilson is too
<spam^ihos> hellian: actually yer college grades dont really 
mean much for the job market.. its the degree that counts.. 
grad school it makes a big differrence otoh
<Hellian> spam:  it makes enough of a difference
<rdwilson> and I get C's in HS
<Aitek> da bomb
<duke^IHSc> spam: well some companies asked me what my 
grades were
<rdwilson> sonofabitch.. what will I get in College?
<rdwilson> g's?
* Aitek hasnt takin sats yet:(
<Hellian> i'll be happy with anything above a 3.0 in my major
<rdwilson> either have i
<spam^ihos> duke: im speaking generally.. there always is 
exceptions
<Hellian> Sat's were a waste of a saturday morning
<Aitek> i got to a priv school its as hard as a bitch
* Nathalie pees on Aitek
<rdwilson> !talk 0
<spam^ihos> duke: and i said the grades dont mean as much in 
the job market as it does in the grad school "market" it does 
mean something
<Aitek> d000d
<Immortal> who's interested in mp3s ?
<Immortal> they are bad ass
<Immortal> i can hook you up now
<rdwilson> well, I gotta go
<Aitek> me
<Hellian> well, i eventually wanna go to grad school, so my 
grades gotta be good
<rdwilson> immortal, what the fuck is mp3s?
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<Aitek> i fuckin have like 50
<Aitek> im listin to sublime mp3
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<Aitek> immmortal> got any good tekno sites?
<IroNovA> immm: me
<Immortal> I have it ALL
<Hellian> hey, anyone know if Red Alert is out yet?
<Immortal> bwahah
<rdwilson> WHAT THE HELL IS MP3S??
<Immortal> rdwilson
<Immortal> dood
<Aitek> hellian yeah its 320 megs
<Hellian> part bionic, and organic, not a cyborg....call him 
psychoborg!
<Aitek> i got it on a site
<Aitek> but i got 100mb of hd left
<Immortal> you need Mp3 
<Immortal> rdwilson
<Aitek> i say just buy it unless a minirip comes out
<Immortal> it's EXACTLY like a cd 
<Hellian> 320megs?!@
<Immortal> same cd music quality
<Hellian> fuckin-A
<Aitek> no shit
<IroNovA> hellian: psychotron, not psychoborg
<Aitek> 4 meg zip
<Aitek> s
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<Hellian> nova:  shaddup
<rdwilson> part bionic, part organic, mostly fucking CRAZY.. 
call him psyborg
<Hellian> did you notice who came in??
<IroNovA> imm: send sum mp3's this way...
<rdwilson> mp3 sounds retarded
<spam^ihos> immortal: isnt mp3s like a huge compression type?
<Immortal> i'm puting them on my site
<rdwilson> i don't want them
<rdwilson> I have Colombia house to send me lots of free CD's
<rdwilson> whatever I want
<Aitek> mp3 is badass
<rdwilson> AC# is badd ass
<Aitek> it like means mpeg3layer or some shit
<rdwilson> er, ac3
<Immortal> mp3 is bad ass
<Immortal> mp3
<spam^ihos> if so i highly doubt its like cds.. its probably mor 
elike minidiscs (which are inferior in sound quality to cds - 
but insignificantly so)
<Immortal> mp3
<Hellian> it's a lot easier just to buy music CDs
<Immortal> hellian - not really
<rdwilson> ac3 is the mother fucking SHIZNITZ
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<Aitek> spam its a rip from a cd
<IroNovA> imm: what URL?
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<Aitek> it sounds like a cd
<Aitek> its from a cd
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<Hellian> well what if you wanna listen to Cds in your car, or 
without using your cpu?
<Aitek> so if u have a good sc and speakers
* duke^IHSc senses another ping out approaching
<Aitek> its a cd
<Immortal> They SOUND EXactly the same
<IroNovA> hell: tape it..
<Aitek> immortal gimmie a tekno site
<Immortal> you can burn it on a cd
<Hellian> hey penney wenney
<Immortal> aitek- join #mp3 and ask
<Aitek> i dled a tracy lords mp3 haha it was funny
<penney> hellina
<IroNovA> or tape it,it'll sound good for awhiile
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<IroNovA> imm: what's ye rpage's url
<spam^ihos> iron: tapes never sound good as far as im 
concerned
<Immortal> not up yet
<Hellian> when's starcraft due out?
<Aitek> immortal im there
<Immortal> im still downloading things
<Aitek> hehe
<spam^ihos> iron: i never buy tapes unless its not available on 
cd or vinyl
<Immortal> aitek
<Aitek> hellian> then u have to burn them onto a cd
<Immortal> do /dns on aqua_61
<Aitek> im doing that
<Immortal> that's a site
<Aitek> i make big bux
<Aitek> personalized cd's
<Immortal> L&P : mp3
<IroNovA> spam: i don't buy them nemore, but i mean, to copy 
an mp3 onto..
<Hellian> sure you do aitek
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<Aitek> i got that one
<Aitek> hellain i have a cd-r its easy
<Immortal> i have another one
<sseht> sup sickman
<Aitek> someone already made a encoder and decoder
<Aitek> all i had too do is decode to a wac
<Aitek> wav
<Hellian> and i'm sure you're the black market cd supplier at 
your school too, right?
<Aitek> and u can have 74 mins of music on a cd
<Aitek> so presto
<spam^ihos> well if mp3s are exactly like cs then they arent 
worth putting on tape cause it would take a bitch of a long 
time dlin in order to get a full song :)
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<sickman> sup dudes
<Aitek> hellian exactly
<spam^ihos> a 5 minute song in cd quality sound is like 30 
megs
<psycho> hey sick
<duke^IHSc> sick
<Aitek> spam songs ar 3-5 megs
<duke^IHSc> whatsup?
<Immortal> Spam- no it's 3 -4 megs
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<Immortal> mp3
<sickman> yow
<sickman> brb
<Aitek> mp3 compresses them
<spam^ihos> in wav format that is.. and wavs use the same 
mechinism of encoding sound as cds (pulse code modulation)
<penney> u ping a lot duke
<penney> ping out that is
* sickman is away  Taco Bell sucks sometimes  messages 
might be saved
<Aitek> hellian people pay 25 bux a cd
<Immortal> Spam do you want to try a mp3 out ?
<duke^IHSc> penney?
<spam^ihos> aitek: then mp3s are not exactly like cds
<duke^IHSc> i ping alot?
<spam^ihos> aitek: cds use pulse code modulation which is 
what wavs use
<Aitek> spam its not a wav, its a compressed wav
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<Hellian> people are dumb then
<spam^ihos> immy: i have
<Aitek> hehe why>
<spam^ihos> aitek: theres no way u can fit a 5 min song into 
3-5 megs using pcm coding
<Aitek> they can have any 20 songs they want on a cd
<Aitek> its badas
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<Aitek> id do it
<spam^ihos> trust me on this.. mp3s use perceptual coding
<penney> reckless and wild they burn thru the turns
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<Aitek> hellian listen to a mp3 and youll see
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<penney> driving and striving as fast as he can
<Aitek> spam> fuckin listen to it
<spam^ihos> which is what dcc (digital compact cassette) and 
minidisc use
<penney> he's going the distance
<sseht> he yearns for the cup
<penney> he's going for speed
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<sseht> he deftly maneuvers with guilt and remorse.
<spam^ihos> aitek: ive heard what they sound like :)
<sseht> he's going the distance
<sseht> he's going for speed
<sseht> she's all alone,  all alone in the time of need.
<Aitek> bs
<Aitek> shes all alone
<Aitek> in her time of need
<sseht> he's going the distance
<spam^ihos> im just telling u they use a completely different 
coding mechanism than cds... they're more like minidiscs 
than cds
<Hellian> penney is
<sseht> he's going for speed
<Aitek> fuck it provide it its all the same
<sseht> cake rulez.
<Aitek> huh? 
<penney> penny is what?
<Aitek> no
* penney is jammin
<Aitek> they use a different compression but sound the same
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* Hellian is debating whether or not it's worth $25 to go to see 
the smashing pumpkins
<Aitek> im listining to one now, its like a gd cd
<Hellian> i hate Bass
<sseht> that mp3 rox
<penney> Hellian: u don't know anything about my time of 
need..bwahaha
<Aitek> hell ya
<sseht> #cdafiles is a good place to hang
<Immortal> mp3 rocks
<Aitek> see ask sseht
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<Aitek> sseht, dont mp3's sound like a cd
<Aitek> ?
<Hellian> penney:  that's because when i'm around, you're 
completely satisfied
<Aitek> join #cda
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<spam^ihos> cds directly conver the analog sound wave to 
digital samples (16 bits per sample, 44.1khz sampling rate) 
minidiscs do that, but remove all data that the human ear 
cant percieve... resulting in huge compression levels
<Aitek> or #mp3
<Aitek> or #acme
<IroNovA> whoa, it's fixed now
<IroNovA> cool, back to studying
<spam^ihos> minidisc have the same pit size/spacing as cds 
but can fit the same amount of music in a disc half the size
<spam^ihos> but enuff tech babbling :)
<Immortal> spam
<Immortal> if you dont beleive mp3s are good
<Immortal> get one yourself
<Immortal> and check it out :)
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<Aitek> hey spam ill read what it says on my winplay
<penney> hellen: it took u a long time to think of that
* spam^ihos has read a book and a couple articles on the 
subject
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<spam^ihos> immortal: for the 50th time ive heard mp3s
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<Hellian> no it didnt penney
<Aitek> 44khz 128kbit\s
<Hellian> i typed it right after your message was in the channel
<Hellian> ever hear of lag?
<Aitek> stereo
<spam^ihos> actually ive heard a mp3
<Aitek> 16 bit
<Aitek> and full
<sseht> where's da dcc bots damnit
<penney> u ain't that lagged
<Aitek> there aint dcc blows get sites
<Hellian> well you aint that bright, but i dont hold it against you 
:P
<sseht> yeahh,,, Bjork rox da sheeit
<sseht> she rox. 
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<Aitek> bjork sucks
<DragnLord> wassup!
<sseht> aitek:  bjork rulez.
<Word-0-> heya
<Aitek> bjork sucks
<sseht> what is there not to like about bjork?
<sseht> u tell me that
<Aitek> did u hear about here
<Hellian> uh, her songs perhaps?
<sseht> i heard she got a video mail bomb.
<sseht> only to those who can't understand them.
<IroNovA> spam: wish minidisc asn't so pricey..
<Aitek> shes on crack, she went to an airport and some 
reporter tried to talk to her and bjork beat the shit outta her, 
haha fuck it was funny, she pulled her hair and shit, the 
reporter was like "ahhh ohh no, stop stop" hahaha
<spam^ihos> byork is cool
<Hellian> ooh, that gave me a hard on
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* Aitek busts on beautiful people mp3
<Hellian> partial at least
<spam^ihos> iron: minidisc's only huge advantage over dcc is 
the fact that it can record many times more than a dcc 
cassette
<Word-0-> Bjork rules!!
<spam^ihos> in fact 1 minidisc can be recorded on over a 
million times with no sound quality loss
<Aitek> semi
<Aitek> haha
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<sseht> yeah,,  it may be frigid in iceland, but she could heat 
up my shaft
<Aitek> and i dont wantcha and i dont needja
<gid> hey no one happens to know a place wehre I might find 
red alert do they?
<TragiC> Venus As A Boy is liek my favorite song of hers
<Virility> word - whens the new bj coming out?
<spam^ihos> but dcc *will not* skip (minidisc can, unlikely but 
it can.. its just a supercharged cd-like esp)
<Word-0-> Ooops is her best song
* rj^ihoS has returned...
<Virility> tragi, I like the one she does in the bathroom
<Word-0-> as far as single goes atleast, as for sugarcubes...Pla
net is the best
<spam^ihos> plus some home dcc decks can play (but not 
record) existing analog cassettes :)
<Aitek> shes a damn eskimo cunt, its slanted and probably a 
teninch diameter muff
<Aitek> spam u know too much shit
<TragiC> Viri: which? I forget
<TragiC> I have "Debut"
<spam^ihos> aitek: i have this fucking way of retaining useless 
facts.. i dunno why
<IroNovA> spam: plus no FF or Rew
<sseht> i've got "Post"
<spam^ihos> i couldnt retain schoolwork if i tried hehe
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<Aitek> haha
<Word-0-> i have 28 bjork or bjork related cd's
<Aitek> ive got "bitchhoe"
<TragiC> Word: fuck
<TragiC> I have 1
<spam^ihos> ive already forgot half the french ive learned and 
it hasnt been a year yet
<Aitek> there are 28 bjork cd;s?
<sseht> aitek: i'm warning you
<Aitek> shit
<sseht> i didn't even know there were 28 bjork cd's
<Word-0-> yup
<Aitek> hehe simma
<sseht> holy shit
<Word-0-> live stuff
<Virility> tragic, on debut, song number 4
<sseht> oic
<spam^ihos> iron: dccs have ff and rewind
<Word-0-> 808 state srtuff
<spam^ihos> it isnt has fast as minidisc tho
<Word-0-> sugarcubes stuff
<spam^ihos> :)
<Word-0-> movie soundtracks
* sickman is back  bet yer happy 
<Virility> Sugarcubes, she did a bunch with them
<TragiC> yeah
<sseht> i saw her live when she was with the sugarcubes.
<spam^ihos> iron: ive heard what dcc sounds like... its pretty 
damn good sounding :)
<TragiC> didnt she used to be the lead singer
<Virility> Walkabout is an excellent 'cubes song
<sseht> she came to kansas city and was the opener for U2
<Word-0-> the song she did for the young americans is great
<IroNovA> spam: i know they do, that's the only reason  
minidiscs are better
<TragiC> man
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<Aitek> fuck in marylan manson song u can hear a bird in the 
background wierd
<TragiC> listen to Venus As a Boy...
<TragiC> I love that shit
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<TragiC> the bells..and echoes
<sseht> that's "weird"  not "wierd"
<spam^ihos> kinda richer in treble than cds.. but that isnt hard 
to do.. cds by their nature tend to distort in the treble range.. 
requiring it to be filtered out.. even vinyl has richer treble imo
<Aitek> dood word-0- is like a big bjork fan, damn
<sickman> dont you hate it when you have to take one of those 
shits that all collects in that pocket in the toilet bowl...and 
doens budge when you flush?
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<TragiC> sseht...shit the fuck up you wheel of fortune watching 
muther fucker
<sseht> tragic: i think you mean "shut" not "shit"
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<sseht> heh
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<IroNovA> sshet: heh, u told him, heheh
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<TragiC> sickman.. I took a crap once and it formed an "S"
<TragiC> sseht..you got me again...fahgut
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<Aitek> haha i made a igloo, bjork would have been happy
<sseht> tragic: ok i'll stop with the spelling sheeit. ok? will that 
make u happy?
<sickman> tragic: dude....you shoulda kept it.to see if the next 
shit started to spell somthing
* IroNovA is making 6 cups of coffe and intends to drink them 
all..
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net)
<TragiC> sickman.. I did... 
<Aitek> dood like i care how i spell wierd ? its the fuckin inet, 
not my englash class:)
<TragiC> I collected it...
<sseht> oh yeah??? well i doubt any of you fuckers have held 
your shit for an entire week and a half.
<TragiC> now I have an "I" "C" "K" "M" "A"   working on the 
"N"....the fucking "K" was a killer
<sseht> i sure have.
<sickman> sseht: you have?
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<sickman> ouch
<sickman> why>?
<sseht> heh
<Galiu> hey sseht
<sseht> sick: yeah man.
<sseht> heya galiu
<sseht> you wouldn't believ how good it feels to pass a shit 
that big.
<sseht> its like "auaaauauauauhahhahggggghhh!!!" 
<sickman> sseht: how did you do that man? lots and lots of 
cheese or somthing?
<Galiu> hahahaha
<sseht> and then all of a sudden its just "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
h"
<sseht> at that point, i knew what it was like to give birth.
<Immortal> sseht
<Immortal> no
<Immortal> i held my shit for 6 days
<Aitek> why a week and a half?
<Immortal> heh wait that's more then me
<sseht> imm: i said a week and a half.
<Immortal> during out door ed in 5th grade
<sseht> hehe
<Immortal> the toilets sucked
<Immortal> so i just held my shit in
<sickman> why in the world would you want to wait a week and 
a half
<Immortal> i went home and took the fattest dump
<Immortal> i thought it was stuck in my ass
<sickman> fuck that man
<sseht> dood,  my shit diamater was as thick as my wrist.
<sickman> i held it for 4 days one time
<sseht> i am not kidding you.
<TragiC> fuckthat
<spam^ihos> !op
<spam^ihos> i hate it when i do that
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<spam^ihos> hey galiu
<sickman> we were in some remote part of the woods
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o spam^ihos
<spam^ihos> sseht: thats more than i wanted to know
<TragiC> I woulda shit in my pants..then gone and taken a 
shower
<sickman> and there was no toilet
<Galiu> hey spam
<sickman> finally i said "fuck it" and shit behind a bigass tree
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was as thick as my wrist."
<sseht> heh,  i wiped my ass with a few leafs once.
<sseht> heh
<sseht> sseht: i think you mean "leaves" not "leafs".
<sseht> sseht: oh yeah,, duh
<Immortal> today i had a big crap also
<Galiu> hehhehe
<spam^ihos> sseht: wouldnt it suck if they were poison ivy?
<Immortal> it hurts
<Galiu> who did not do that sseht
<TragiC> dude
<TragiC> wanna know something funny
<Immortal> it felt like a baby was coming out of my ass
<sseht> spam:  i was thinkin about that after i did it.
<sickman> i almost clogged the toilet
<sickman> toniet
<Aitek> <sseht> dood,  my shit diamater was as thick as my 
wrist.
<Aitek> bwahahah
<Aitek> haha
<Aitek> fuck
<sseht> heh
<spam^ihos> sseht: haha
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<Aitek> <sseht> dood,  my shit diamater was as thick as my 
wrist.
<Aitek> hahhaha
<Aitek> jesus
<TragiC> I went to take a  shit in the woods once...and I pulled 
down the drawers...and leaned up against a tree...and I 
forgot about my dick..which was still in the shorts...and I 
started shitting...but I pissed all over my fucking pants...
<sickman> sseht before that shit (_._) sseht AFTER that shit 
(_O_)
<Jedai> things that make you go hmmmmmm
<sseht> hhahahaha
<Aitek> tragic hahhaha
<Aitek> hahah
<Aitek> hhaha
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<sickman> tragic: man....that had to suck
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<sseht> tragic:  ahah oh man, i had the same dilemma when i 
was in the woods.
<Aitek> fucking listen to us
<Aitek> ahh man czaple u missed it
<TragiC> =)
<Aitek> shit u shoulda been in here
<TragiC> cool huh...
<sseht> heh yeah
<Aitek> HAHA
<Aitek> LOL
<Aitek> and shit
<sseht> shit rulez
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<sseht> oh man.  my mom was always wondering why our toilet 
was always gettin plugged up.
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<sseht> i never really had the guts to tell her
<TragiC> sickman..tell me about it...I pissed my pants more or 
less...and I was like 15 or something
<spam^ihos> on the topic of shit.. where the hell is chunkk... 
we could use a few of his shit stories hehe
<sseht> "uhh mom?  i held my shit in for a week and a half, my 
shit was as thick as my wrist"
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<Aitek> sseht why was it?
<Czaple> Noth'n wrong with piss'n your pants while in the 
woods, it's a natural event and should be respected by all 
gay cub scouts every where
<Galiu> hey lep
<sseht> "and mom,  thats why the sewage lateral got clogged"
<Aitek> why did u hold it in
<Aitek> fuckin retard
<sseht> hahaa
<leprechan> heya galiu
<sseht> well, 
<Galiu> sup lep?
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<sseht> i always got the urge to shit right when i was doin 
somethin
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<leprechan> not much galiu
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<sseht> like i was playin like final fantasy or some shit.
<sseht> or playin on the computer or somethin
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<Galiu> lep: dmcon 97?
<TragiC> check this out sseht...another time I went to lake 
tahoe... I was on a nude beach...but fuck that.. I aint pulling 
out my 2 inch dick to show all these crazy llamas on the 
beach....anyway... I had to take a phattyboombatty shit...and 
I was across the lake...so I said fuck it..the lake is 
clean..sheah!..anyway.. I dropped the pants for some aquatic 
shitting...and the muther fucker floated right up in front of my 
FACE!!! fuck me...that sucks...to be 
<TragiC> redwood!
<sseht> or i was spankin my monkey or somethin
<sseht> and i can't stand to be interrupted when i'm doin that.
<leprechan> galiu what about it??? :O)
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<Galiu> lep: hehe ya
<sseht> tragic: hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahaah
<sseht> tragic:  i had no idea that shit floats in lake water
<leprechan> can't say anythign about it at the moment
<Galiu> ah...
<sickman> what the fuck
<sseht> tragic:  but everyone knows that shit floats in salt 
water.
<TragiC> Czap..haha
<sseht> man
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<Aitek> final fantasy
<Sto> re
<Aitek> hahahhaha
<Aitek> hahahaha
<Aitek> sseht
<Aitek> hahahah
<Aitek> sseht
<sseht> next time i'm goin to the lake, i'm takin my friend too
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<sseht> u know,  my friend in front of my face
<Aitek> tragic
<Aitek> haha
<Aitek> tragic 2 inches?
<sseht> hmm
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<sseht> i think i could endure the embarrasment as long as i 
got to cop a feel for it
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<Aitek> shit
<Aitek> 2 inches
<Aitek> almost as funny as in the face
<Aitek> haha i wish i coulda seen your face
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<Aitek> so wait did it go under your chode over your sack then 
in front of you? when i shit its like in tha back?
<TragiC> woah...that sounded liek a chunkk story...I rule...that 
was elegantly told by me!
<sseht> heh
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<Czaple> ./my head is about to explode, I got such a fuck'n 
headache, and I'm sick and coughing all over the fuck'n 
place and bloody snot is flying out my face ass 
<sseht> tragic is all fucked up and lagged
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<Aitek>  and bloody snot is flying out my face ass 
<Aitek> bwhahaha
<Aitek> face ass
<IroNovA> cz: take nyquil, for your cold, really, not for the 
buzz, for the cold, heheheheh
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<Aitek>  and bloody snot is flying out my face ass 
<Aitek> hah
<GrippGoat> nova: have you slept yet?
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<TragiC> sseht...you hear that lake tahoe story?
<IroNovA> gripp: crashed at 5am, woke up at 3pm
<Czaple> My friends mom in florida used to always bitch at em 
cause he was always scared to shit and he would hold it in 
for days, so one day she taught him a lesson and x-laxed his 
food, he wouldn't bugg though, shit was flowing outta hisi 
fuck'n ears and he had road burns on every pair of his 
underwear, but that mother fucker wouldn't give in and sit on 
the toliet
<sseht> tragic:  yeah, i read it, i laughed very hard
<IroNovA> gripp: wish I hadn't
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<sseht> u might have to scroll back
<Aitek> HAHHAHA
<Aitek> HAHHAHA
<Aitek> haha
<Immortal> Quake v1.06
<TragiC> sseht...? whassofunny?
<Aitek> what was hi prob?
<Immortal> Loaded 3 Mb image
<Immortal> Allocated 38 Mb data
<Immortal> malloc'd: 38a44494
<Immortal> FindFile: can't find gfx/pop.lmp
<Immortal> look at that shit
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<IroNovA> imm: try it again, ahppens sometimes, or put a DNS 
in 
<TragiC> hat is a 100% true story
<TragiC> Aitek...mutherfucker...when you are in colod ass 
water..like 9 degrees and shit.. Ill fucking bett 100000 bucks 
your dick is fuckign 2 inches too
<TragiC> cold
<TragiC> Aitek..you couldnt have seen my face... I have a 
fucking floating redwood in front of it...
<Aitek> im outtie
<TragiC> so big.. Icoulda carved a hole in it and chanrged 
people to drive through it..
<Aitek> later all
<Czaple> 2 inchs?  Damn god must of touched in a special 
way, I didn't make it past the 3rd slashs on the fuck'n ruler :I
<Aitek> tragic your fukin lagged
<TragiC> "I drove through Ben C's huge ass redwood sized 
shit" on teh postcards
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<IroNovA> tragic has some major lag action goin on...
<Aitek> ive never lafed sooooo hard
<IroNovA> tragic: u could make a fortune on the postcards, 
heheh
<Aitek> buh bye
<IroNovA> bye
<sseht> [TragiC PING reply]: 242 secs
<sseht> minor lag detected
<TragiC> sseht...hehe
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<TragiC> I am so lagged... I think I came back on IRC 
tomorrow...
<IroNovA> i was laughing out loud last night at 4am, think I 
scared my rommate, if I woke him up.  lisa's nick was GOD, 
and we were foolin around, it ruled
<met^qteam> heh
<sseht> tragic:  thats a steven wright joke.
<sseht> am i correct?
<TragiC> fuck... I typed ping and shit..and it said..."you dumb 
fuck...when this ping gets back to you...time travle will be 
possible"
<sseht> well,  thats very much like a steven wright joke
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think I came back on IRC tomorrow..."
<spam^ihos> steven wright rox :)
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<sseht> steven wright is hilarious
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<tragicx> anybetter?
<sseht> there he is
<Czaple> nyquil tastes like shit, last time I took that shit I threw 
up all over my dad, and the worst part was that night I 
dreamed of fuck'n my best friend up the ass on my water bed. 
 That shit is evil, think that shit turns normal Pussy fuck'n tit 
grubb'n honest americans into Anal Lubercating, Kick 
Pinched Talk'n WHOREMON lack'n Girly Men
<sseht> [tragicx PING reply]: 1 secs
<sseht> much better
<tragicx> everyone say..."tragic has a two inch dick"
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<Aitek> was it a guy>?
<sseht> tragic:   i don't say that about you
<IroNovA> cz: mebbe you dood..
<TragiC> sseht..heh
<TragiC> fuck man.. I would hate to be in alaska..and trying to 
have sex and stuff...
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<TragiC> I would need rubber bands on the small sized 
condoms..
<TragiC> twist ties and shit
<Aitek> 2 inches?
<Aitek> damn
<Aitek> hahahha
<Aitek> cz
<sseht> i'm not even going to inquire as to whether or not it 
was extended or not
<Aitek> ahahaha
<IroNovA> .tragic: geez, twist ties, heheeh
<Aitek> rear end friend
<Aitek> butt pirate
<IroNovA> ass pirate!
<IroNovA> lootin booty!
<IroNovA> hahah
<met^qteam> aitek: we know all about you and your butt 
pirating
<Aitek> butt bunny
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<TragiC> hey sseht...did you enjoy my stories?
<TragiC> heh
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<sseht> tragic:  yeah man.
<TragiC> heh
<TragiC> dumb huh
<sseht> tragic: i didn't know that shit would float in lake water
<Galiu> sseht: if it floats in a bath it surely floats in lake water
<TragiC> sseht...dude...that shit was bouyant... I coulda got on 
that thing and done one of those crazy lumberjack contest 
things...you know...where you run on the log and try to get 
the other guy to fall...and the other guy coula been Andre the 
Giant...
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<sseht> tragic:  well, look on the bright side man. you had a 
friend to play with in the water!
<spam^ihos> sseht: hehe galiu is right
<Galiu> hehehehe
<RIX^ihsc> Ok
<RIX^ihsc> I'm pissed
<sseht> heh
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<TragiC> sseht...I duno about play with... i mean... it was still a 
phat shit...
<sseht> i don't think i've ever taken a shit in the bathtub
<sseht> at least not that i can remember
<spam^ihos> tragic: look on the bright side.. at least it wasnt 
diarheia (sp?)
<sseht> tragic:  oh.  well you didn't let it get away did you?
<TragiC> sseht...wanna hear something else that kinda sucks?
<Galiu> rix: your webpage is not functional....
<RIX^ihsc> Xoleras has $890 of my money
<sseht> tragic: yeah
<IroNovA> rix: any reason?
<TragiC> ok check this
<IroNovA> oh
<RIX^ihsc> Is dodging me, had his # changed. I'm pissed.
<RIX^ihsc> ANYONE live in his area, or know his new phone 
#?
<IroNovA> beat him up...
<leprechan> ironova if you could beat up xoleras then you'd be 
in the fucking WWF
<spam^ihos> iron: muahahaha ever see any pix of xoleras?
<spam^ihos> he is one big mofo
<RIX^ihsc> I'm this fucking close to calling the cops
<spam^ihos> err a pic
<RIX^ihsc> & Getting lawyer shit involved..
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<Czaple> Rix:  I'll hunt him down and kill him For $890
<sseht> cool
<leprechan> stop bad mouthing xoleras rix
<IroNovA> nope, but i own several bigass knives...
<RIX^ihsc> leprechaN: I'm not bad mouthing him, he's got 
nearly $900 of my money, and I want it fucking back
<penney> why ?
<thresh> who won our clan match tonite?
<leprechan> i know that man...but he's not here
<IroNovA> sides, i don't wanna beat him up, i wanna see rix fo 
it
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<sseht> tragic??
<TouchTone> anyone want to scrimmagE?
<RIX^ihsc> ARgh.
<TragiC> one time I was at my grandparents house...and me 
and gramps were watching some old person show...(fucking 
moday night movie on ABC prolly)... anyway, I fucking 
farted... and my grandfather looked at me all surprised and 
shit...like he was proud...anyway.. i did it again...2 seconds 
later...he kinda looked again.."WOW" he said..what was 
that....so I did it again and again.. I was fucking farting like 
an 80 year irishman who ate a load of rosarita's.
<TragiC> fucking shit my pants...=( and that's all I have to say 
about that...
<Embrionic> we
<Czaple> why in gods name would you give him $890 of your 
money?  Shit I wouldn't give my dad that much money for a 
fuck'n Monkey Heart Translplant
<thresh> jesus
<Embrionic> i mean re
<rj^ihoS> hey touchtone
<IroNovA> Rix- call information in the area, and send sum 
e-mail
<thresh> tard
<TouchTone> sup rj :)
<rj^ihoS> touch: nada, u ?
<TouchTone> same ol...
<TouchTone> lookin to frag :)
<RIX^ihsc> ironva: He's unlisted, and although I see him loggin 
in / out of his ISP, will not email me back.
<TouchTone> Can you put some guys together?
<RIX^ihsc> lep, mind your own damn business
<RIX^ihsc> for once, mind your own business
<sseht> tragic: hahaahaaha   i bet if you dropped your drawers, 
he would  have been real proud.
<leprechan> rix can you suck my big hard cock
<sseht> lep, rix,  shu tup
<RIX^ihsc> I don't know, can i?
<sseht> damnit
<Czaple> RIX:  DON'T TAKE THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN 
HANDS!  TAKE HIM TO COURT!  <G>
<leprechan> yeah you can
<Nathalie> cock? 
<rj^ihoS> touch: dunno, scream real loud in here, they might ;)
<leprechan> yeah rix if you're so fucking pissed take his ass to 
court
<IroNovA> RIX- try a talk request to his ip when he's on, or if 
your just that frustrated, ping-flood him..
<thresh> this new chair hurts my ass
<TragiC> I had to fucking go to the bathroom..and when I came 
back...he was all..."did you shit your pants?" and I was like 
"no" and grandma was like..."why are you trying to flush your 
Mervyns Sprockets Size 10 down the toilet honey?"
<sseht> haha
<sseht> tragic:  heh, i shit my drawers once in the 3rd grade. 
<RIX^ihsc> Man, I'd like to avoid legal shit
<sseht> i walked around school with it all day with that big oll 
fuckin log in my pants
<sseht> i swear
<IroNovA> rix- ask his ISP for his #, tell them the story, they 
might be able to help..
<TragiC> sseht..ohh man...sick...
<sseht> heh
<sseht> it was
<_BahdKo_> oh my god ahahahaha
<sseht> a shit will sure week a lot bigger in your pants
<Embrionic> Bah god? u called///
<sseht> i mean a shit will sure seem a lot bigger in your pants
<Embrionic> Bah haha hey ya
<_BahdKo_> ssaht: ahahah goddamn
<Czaple> Cock, ahh yes...the WORD COCK, how long has it 
embrassed our memories, how fond we have become of it's 
use, Cock first began gaining poulartiy in the early 70's porno 
movies and achieved greatness in the 1980 block buster 
COCK FIGHTER:  Balls of Steal.   Now a living legand 
amoung such wierds as bitch, hoe, whore and Pimp.  Cock is 
truely a word that has earned greatness in the english 
language
<TragiC> my freind told me once..that he saw this bum shit his 
pants...then waggle it down his pants..and it landed on his 
shoe...then he flicked it into traffick with his foot...now that 
is control!
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<sseht> bahdko: heh,  it wasn' treally funny at the time
<rj^ihoS> IHOS: alright who wants to go do a fun match with 
another clan right now ?
<sseht> oh my god
<sseht> i've got to tell you this
<RIX^ihsc> I doubt his ISP knows his new #
<TragiC> tell us
<sseht> i left a little friend at toy's R US once
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<sseht> i asked the d00d, where the bathroom was
<sseht> he didn't tell me fast enough,   and i left a little log on 
the tile floor
<IroNovA> RIX- uhm, where's he live?
<leprechan> rj i'll play
<rj^ihoS> lep: cool, need 1 more
<leprechan> my ping will suck but i'll play
<sseht> i am not lying
<RIX^ihsc> ironva: Arizona
<sseht> in fuckin toys r' us of all places
<rj^ihoS> alright u other IHOS biatches, who is going with me 
and lep ?
<IroNovA> RIX- geez.  where u live?
<RIX^ihsc> sseht: Thats nice of you to share that with us :)
<RIX^ihsc> I live in Iowa
<thresh> rh
<TragiC> man... my freind once told his brother to go steal 
candy at Lucky's...and when his brother came back..he had 
shit his pants he was soo scared...and we went back..there 
was a phat ass shit on aisle 4
<thresh> rj
<thresh> where you going rj
<leprechan> rj who else is playing
<leprechan> and what server?
<sseht> lol
<rj^ihoS> lep: 3 on 3..
<IroNovA> RIX- geez, how'd he get it, and how u getting it 
back?, wow!
<sseht> tragic that rulez...
<TragiC> ahaha
<sseht> i would be proud to have a friend like that
<TragiC> hahaha
<TragiC> man
<TragiC> check this out
<sseht> i would say "look man,  there's my friend's shit!!"
<RIX^ihsc> ironova: Rdwilson & I were supposedly buying RAM 
from him, so we sent him a money order
<TragiC> this is one of the highlights of my rectal story careers
<RIX^ihsc> but we never got our RAM, or our money back, 
almost 2 months now
<sseht> then i'd geton the intercom and tell everyone "attention 
members, big shit on aisle 4"
<sseht> aahahahahahwa
<IroNovA> RIX- time for a mail bomb....
<RIX^ihsc> i'm about this close to snapping completely and 
getting legal involvement
<sseht> rectal career! lol
<sseht> u go bruthu tragic
<IroNovA> RIX- get some hard pipe-hittin niggers to get 
medieval on his ass w/ pliers and a blowtorch
<Czaple> rix:  Quit dicking around and get legal involvement.  
Waiting can only make things worse
<Embrionic> rix: Im sure u have the copies of the money orders 
right?
<RIX^ihsc> I've got the reciept of shipment to his door, and I 
have bank records of him cashing it
<Czaple> rix:  Did you try going to the bank and seeing if the 
money order ever got cashed?
<rj^ihoS> rix: how much was it ?
<spam^ihos> rix: also it would probably help to have copies of 
email/irc logs of the whole arrangement
<RIX^ihsc> $890
<TragiC> one time... I was at this private school...and I was 
watching a movie...low and behole..who was I sitting on the 
couch with? just the fucking prncipal and his wife...anyway..t
he movie was two fuckign hours long...and I had to fart like 5 
minutes into the bitch... anyway... after the movie was 
over..some faggot as sbitch took the bathroom...so I just let 
that shit blow....ok...now I wont lie...but "I" alone inspired 
the film "Twister"... anyway...th
<TragiC> second long...of pure...dry...gas... it went on 
forever... my 5 oclock shadow came in... the 10 oclock news 
was over... and it was halfway through the late show with 
letterman that the fumes stopped flowing... dude...after all 
the dudes stopped wetting their pants after that fart... I had 
enough for a fucking after shock...imagine that....
<rj^ihoS> riz: OW
<rj^ihoS> er, rix
<TragiC> ack..typos
<IroNovA> RIX- than threaten legal action, wait a week and 
then do it..
<leprechan> rj i'm going now man
<leprechan> see ya in the server
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<rj^ihoS> lep wiat
<thresh> i got a fucking test in uh 9 hours, oh well
<thresh> no wait, 8 hours
<RIX^ihsc> What the hell should/can I do?
<TouchTone> we waiting for ya :)
<RIX^ihsc> Can I call the arizona pigs, and tell them what 
happened? Or do I call the local pigs?
<RIX^ihsc> They can't just go take it back.. :(
<IroNovA> RIX- call the locals and ask who to cvall.
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<sseht> tragic:  did you impress the principal?
<IroNovA> er..call
<Embrionic> RIX: ill have an answer for u tomorrow... i dont 
know iowa law..
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<sseht> heh,  this is awesome
<sseht> they're tryin to have a serious conversation
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<TragiC> sseht...dude... I blew that fuckers toupee off...
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<RIX^ihsc> Embrionic: You mean your going to go look it up?
<TragiC> what is awesome?
<RIX^ihsc> emb: :)
<sseht> and me and tragic are all here talkin about really big 
shits
<sseht> tragic: haha yeah
<TragiC> sseht..it's a fact of life...not many people can find 
humor in it...
<Embrionic> Rix: yeah.. ill do it tomorrow in the library.. and try 
to find a case thats similiar.. sounds like contrib..
* rj^ihoS has returned...
<IroNovA> we have shit_story filters, heh
<RIX^ihsc> Embrionic: Wow, u are da man..
<sseht> heh
<IroNovA> emb: try FRAUD!
<TragiC> I mean... if someone shit on my foot or something..it 
would be different...but...prolly a few years afterwards... I 
would laugh about it on IRC #deathmatch
<TragiC> =)
<sseht> haha  how true tragic
<TragiC> haha
<Embrionic> Rix: np.. i have my law book here.. ill find what the 
case would be in missouri then try to find a precedent (sp) in 
ur state...
<sseht> next time, try holdin your shit fora week and a half 
<TragiC> sseht...dude
<IroNovA> sshet: it'll be wrist sized, right?
<TragiC> wanna hear something fucking nasty?
<sseht> iron: no doubt man
<thresh> uhh
<sseht> tragic: i'm all ears
<thresh> wt
<IroNovA> tragic: no, but yes..
<thresh> rrrrrrrr j
<RIX^ihsc> Embrionic: You a law student?
<IroNovA> some asshole ping me!
<IroNovA> or anyone
* RIX^ihsc pings ironova
<RIX^ihsc> ka-ping
<sseht> [IroNovA PING reply]: 2 secs
<IroNovA> ha, not what i mneant
<Embrionic> Rix: pre-law thats what itll take me a lil to figure it 
out.. or send ya in the direction
<Embrionic> why even grr
<IroNovA> damn, virc does like anonymous pings, err...
<IroNovA> damn
<RIX^ihsc> I have some Razor 1911 friends that live in 
Arizona.. If I knew where he lived, we'd send a legbreaking 
commitee.
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<rj^ihoS> quake
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<IroNovA> Rix- where u send the money order?
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<TragiC> one time...my muther fucking ass musta closed up or 
some shit...I dunno... but I couldnt sqeeze a fucking penny 
out of my ass if I tried...anyway... I took all kindsa 
constipations shit...didnt work...so like 3 days later I fuckign 
tried my hardedt to squeeze that thing out...and my ass was 
all hurting and stuff...and I got like half an inch out and I 
couldnt stand it anymore... I fucking got someone's 
toothbrush...not mine of course...and kinda pu
<TragiC> that...shit came flowing like niagra falls broke or some 
shit... I almost had to double flush....heh... I never found oud 
what happened to that toothbrush after I washed the handle 
off...ohh well
<Badsector> ironova: To Xoleras' haus
<DeNtArG> bwahahahahahaha
<DeNtArG> bwahahahahahaha
<Embrionic> Tragic: oh man.. that must of been da shit haha
<DeNtArG> That was fucken funny
<Czaple> !awp
<sseht> tragic:  you got a toothbrush?
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Czaple
<DeNtArG> heheh
<TragiC> sseht..not my toothbrush...
<sseht> tragic:   that one i could almost not believe
<penney> cant squeeze a penny outta yer ass? nice
<TragiC> sseht..it's true...
<sickman> wtf?
<TragiC> oops..penney..sorry... I meant nickle
<IroNovA> penney: hhaha
<sseht> holy shit man
<DeNtArG> hehe
<sickman> why are we talking about squeezing money outta 
orifices??
<IroNovA> bet it was
<sseht> tragic:  man,  that is one really disgusting story
<sseht> i have never stuck anything up my asshole
<TragiC> sickman..well..if you could squeez money out of your 
ass..wouldnt YOU make it a full time profession?  thought so!
<DeNtArG> What makes it even funnier is da niagra falls part
<penney> me neither
<DeNtArG> bwahaha
<IroNovA> sshet: me either, but i;m still ROFL...
<penney> except that one suppository ;)
<sickman> sseht: what happened to your hamster then?
<TragiC> Seeht.. I didnt stick ANYthing in my ass fool!
<TragiC> sickman...BWHAHAHAHHAHA
<Czaple> /topic #deathmatch <DeNtArG> What makes it even 
funnier is da niagra falls part
<TragiC> I used it to push the first half inch of tragicdung off 
the rest of the log
<Czaple> <penney> me neither
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funnier is da niagra falls part"
<DeNtArG> bwahahah
<DeNtArG> Cool topic
<sseht> haha
<TragiC> man, I dont stick nothing up my ass...
<TragiC> nothing
<sseht> my hamster is alive and well
<IroNovA> hahaha
<DeNtArG> Im still laughing my ass off
<IroNovA> me too d00d
<DeNtArG> Dat shit was funny!
<TragiC> sseht..yeah in his new habitat.....RectalSphere!
<IroNovA> could be the coffee tho..i must finish all 6 cups
<TragiC> Den: hehe
<sseht> tragic:  what the fuck did you do with that toothbrush 
then?
<IroNovA> MUST i theel u
<IroNovA> er...tell
<DeNtArG> bwahahah
<TragiC> sseht...washed it off and put it back in the 
holder...what else?
<IroNovA> tragic: wow, you made me laugh more!!
<sseht> tragic: hahahahah i mean what did you do with the 
toothbrush to get the shit out of your ass?
<TragiC> cool thanx
<Badsector> Some of my friends from Razor are going to go 
visit Xoleras and ask for the money back..
<TragiC> sseht.. I washed off the handle...and put it back into 
the toothbrush holder...
<DeNtArG> What $ back?
<IroNovA> bet tragics gonna start shittin weird jus so he can 
tell us all about it now..
<DeNtArG> Iron: Now thats funny too
<TragiC> Iron..yeap... I already have new plans for my next 
shit... I am gonna put a cookie cutter on my ass and shit out 
a cinnamon man!
<DeNtArG> bwahahaha
<sseht> tragic:  i know. but how in blazes did the toothbrush 
aid in the releasing of your giant turd in your constipated 
ass?
<DeNtArG> bwahahaha
<Czaple> hehe, me and my friend back in florida used to sit in 
his room and have contest's to see who could shove the 
most marbles up his ass, on day I got 25 up there, but alas 
only 24 game out, well that night for some unknown reason I 
woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, I rushed 
to the bathroom and my ass landed on the toliet b4 I knew 
it...Relief.......and as I was about to flush I looked down, and 
there was that shiney polished marble I had l
<DeNtArG> This is so fucken funny, you guys keepmaking me 
laugh
<Czaple> and a smile crosses my face as I shove it up my ass 
for remberance about how bad it could have been 
<TragiC> sseht..ok..listen... I had managed to agonize a half 
inch of crap coming out of my ass..it was like...hanging or 
some shit..so I used the toothbrush to push it off...
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<_BahdKo_> wow so xoleras really did that shit?
<DeNtArG> bahd: Did what shit?
<Czaple> bad:  HEy, while there getting the money you think 
you could uhh...snag that pp200 for me, and maybe that 21" 
monitor as well?
<sseht> tragic: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<spam^ihos> dasa!!!
<sseht> tragic: i can't believe you fuckin washed it and put it 
back.
<_BahdKo_> i hope not thatwould suck
<TragiC> seeht..hungry for "Big Hunk" candy now huh?
<sseht> tragic:  you fool! have you no morals??????
<Czaple> I uhh..sold it to him and he uhh..nbever payed me 
back so I want it ....back..yah, I want it back NOW!
<sseht> i could never do that to anyone
<_Dasa_> greets fellows
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<sickman> woo hoo
<TragiC> sseht...haha.. i think it was the toothbrush used to 
clean the sink...so no worries
<sseht> oh heh
<sseht> well,  thats good
<sickman> I wanna be sedatied
<Twr^IHSc> dasa!
<TragiC> yeah
<TragiC> I wouldnt use anyones noremal toothbrush
<TragiC> brb
<IroNovA> sick: try sum ny-quil
<sseht> me neither
<_Dasa_> heydee tower
<TragiC> gonna try nol.net
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<spam^ihos> ny-quil is some nasy shit
<Badsector> What is the url to the #Quake yearbook?
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<spam^ihos> nasty shit
<sseht> heh
<Badsector> something, something, /~bhess
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<Galiu> greets dasa
<TragiC> YES!
<TragiC> someone ping me
<sickman> the ramones rule
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<Embrionic> tragic: ok =)
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o iMm0rTaL
<_Dasa_> hi galiu - got snow in Montreal ?
<spam^ihos> the ramones rock
<Czaple> Better yet, let's get a Mob together and ride down to 
Arizona and lench em.  Yah!  Lenchings RULE!  
<Galiu> dasa, ya first snow was yesterday
<IroNovA> trag: 1 sec d00d
<Embrionic> [TragiC PING reply]: 4 secs
<spam^ihos> dasa: we havee snow here in upstate ny
<sseht> [TragiC PING reply]: 2 secs
<Galiu> dasa, we have to heat now, winter starting
<TragiC> Embrionic..not "someone repeatedly ping me till my 
ass gets flooded off the fucking planet"
<Galiu> dasa, you?
<sickman> 202020 24 hours to go
<TragiC> I said...PING..as in ONE TIME...
<sickman> i wanna be sedaited
<spam^ihos> !buy dasa yerac's lap dances
<sseht> hehhe
<Czaple> Emb: he did ask to be pinged 
<spam^ihos> doh
<sseht> tragic:  man, i'll have to talk shit with you later.  i gotsa 
go to bed.
* penney is away - brb - messages will be saved.
<spam^ihos> !buy _dasa_ yerac's lap dances
<sseht> tragic:  heh its been fun
<TragiC> sseht..ok dude...
<TragiC> have fun
<Embrionic> =)
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<Embrionic> When does ihos play io?
<_Dasa_> how is ihos doing in that clan ring tourney thing?
<Badsector> Saturday emb
<spam^ihos> dasa: we just knocked dark acsension around a 
bit :)
<spam^ihos> 71-9
<sseht> <TragiC> this is one of the highlights of my rectal story 
careers
<spam^ihos> we beat red dragon something like 141-15 or 
something like that :)
<sseht> that fuckin line is classic
<TragiC> sseht..hehe
<IroNovA> whoops
<IroNovA> i was away..  liike i should be
<IroNovA> oh well, more coffee
<spam^ihos> sseht: so topic it :)
<TragiC> you guys can make me a "tragiC rectal page" like 
chunkks..haha
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*** sseht changes topic to "<TragiC> this is one of the 
highlights of my rectal story careers"
<TragiC> TragiC's
<sseht> yeah man
<DeNtArG> bwahaha
<TragiC> ahaha
<DeNtArG> Cool topic
<TragiC> I'll hae to remember some more stories
<sseht> yeah
<sickman> The Adventures of Tragic The Rectal Boy
<DeNtArG> you do that
<sseht> ahahahah
<sseht> tragic:   heh me too 
<spam^ihos> tragic: so when u think ull reach your "rectal story 
carrer" peak?
<TragiC> sickman..that will be dandy
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<sseht> i'll try and expand on my cool toys r' us shit
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<TragiC> spam: well, I have plenty of shitting to go.. I mean 
hell I am 21... I like eating mexican...I think I'll have plenty of 
material
<Czaple> geez...looked at that DCC and I it said 6%, scared the 
shit outta me
<sseht> d00d,  i don't think u know how cool it is to drop a big 
dump in a toys r' us store
* duke^IHSc waits to see dasa's reaction to this pic
<TragiC> sseht... dude.. I know... I have done something like 
that
<TragiC> but I'll save that for another day
<sickman> sseht: did you do it in the bathroom or on the floor?
<TragiC> sickman..on the floor..if not...then the story is null 
and void!
<sickman> yes!
<TragiC> I mean shit...that would be like a pr0n movie without 
women
<_Dasa_> duke: wtf is that picture man, that is too sick
<TragiC> yek
<sickman> i puked on a cashier at K-Mart one time
<duke^IHSc> dasa: w000
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<sseht> sicman:  no wya, in toys r' us man
<TragiC> sickman...that is weak... we are talking shit 
dude....fecal facts and fiction
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<duke^IHSc> heheh hes doing that chick
<Embrionic> fight fight fight  fight fight fight
<TragiC> haha
<TragiC> that's it
<duke^IHSc> she's just having a bad day
<DeNtArG> I puked at a amusment park one time and it was all 
blue
<TragiC> "The Fecal Facts and Fiction Homepage" - 
webmasterbated by sseht
<DeNtArG> dat shit is sick duke
<IroNovA> a friend of mine neeeded to go while we was out 
phreakin one night, so we went by a restaurant, and they told 
him  like "paying customers only" so he threatened to sue 
them, and they let him use the head, and he pulled an upper 
decker on them, came running out like "dirve, driiive!:.  it 
was funny
<TragiC> ohh shit
<TragiC> I got another one!
<sseht> hahhaaha
<sseht> holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<sseht> that's it!!
<sseht> thank you tragic,  you have given me my web page 
dream
<sseht> i'm gonna set up a shit site
<sseht> dedicated to shit
<sickman> i shit offa 4th story balcony once
<sickman> that rocked
<DeNtArG> wghat what?
<DeNtArG> tell us!
<IroNovA> bet the next one to flush that toilet got a nice 
suprise, heh
<sseht> so, from now on, i'm gonna be logging my shit
<sseht> and taking pictures of it in the toilet
<spam^ihos> sseht: ya gotta put some chunkk stuff on it.. his 
shit shit is too classic
<iMm0rTaL> heh day 1
<iMm0rTaL> length : 10 inches
<iMm0rTaL> diameter : 3
<iMm0rTaL> day 2
<iMm0rTaL> heh
<sseht> spam: no doubt man
<iMm0rTaL> "Click here for Sseht's daily shit log"
<IroNovA> oh no, what u gonna make?
<sickman> logging your logs
<IroNovA> lord save us
<IroNovA> heheh
<sseht> spam:  he took a shit behind a shed once, and his dog 
went behind the shed, and sure enuf, he woofed that fucker 
up in one bite
<TragiC> I was in home ecs one..learning how to cook rice and 
whatnot...and I decided it would be cool to die my rice blue... 
so I unloaded like a whole bottle of color into my rice... 
thn...later in the day.. I had to shit...and no kiddin'...that shit 
was green...straight chernobyl shit or something...now how I 
got green shit by mixing blue and brown... I dunno...but I bet 
VanGoh woulda liked to know...
<IroNovA> it'll be in my bookmarks saved as "funny link", 
heheh
<DeNtArG> what?
<sseht> sicK: heh yeah.  i'm gonna be logging my logs
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<TragiC> Spam: hell yah..he is my insperation...
<spam^ihos> sseht: hahah
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<DeNtArG> I hate it when i gotta fucken take a big shit at 
school, that is fucked up right there
<DeNtArG> Thats what sshet?
<DeNtArG> what what?
<DeNtArG> sseht
<TragiC> sseht...yeaah...another catchy shit phrase..."the #irc 
"LOGS"
<TragiC> haha
<DeNtArG> I see nuthin?
<sickman> nothing is better than shitting off of a high place tho
<sseht> tragic: oh awesome!  green shit.    youre all like a 
vulcan shit or somethin
<DeNtArG> I see nuthin
<sickman> i was proud of my fourth story shit
<sseht> dentarg:  my new web site.  i'm gonna set up a site on 
shit
<IroNovA> sshet: get a digital camera, all that shit will use alot 
of film otherwise, heheh
<spam^ihos> sseht: so take yer notebook next trip to the john 
and record yer fecal domensions and consistency
<duke^IHSc> dasa: hahah 
<TragiC> sseht..hell yah..fuckign b0rg shit and stuff...like..."Res
istance is futile...ASSimilate them"
<sseht> sick:  i bet you were like "don't worry dood, they'll 
move"
<_BahdKo_> fourth story shit ahahaha
<DeNtArG> Damn
<_BahdKo_> aahahah this shit stuff
<sseht> tragic; hahahahah
<DeNtArG> yer not gonna tell us Tragic?
<sickman> you go "gggrrrrunt......ahhhhhh...." and like a few 
seconds later you hear "splat"
<DeNtArG> Only sseht?
<sseht> everyone send me a log of their shit
<TragiC> Den: tell you what?
<sseht> and i'll post it on my page of shit
<sickman> i want to do that agian
<Embrionic> Wow the clan ring is getting exciting
<sseht> fell free to take pictures also
<sickman> but i want to have the shits next tome
<sickman> time
<sickman> all nice and runny
<DeNtArG> damn
<duke^IHSc> sickman: you want to see a sicl pic?
<duke^IHSc> er sick?
<IroNovA> dent: you have a server split, happened to me b4
<Embrionic> Clan Gib plays (either RB or Elm) i think ihos open 
might see RB in Round 4
<sickman> duke: im dccing somthing right now
<duke^IHSc> sickman: bwahahahahahah
<TragiC> dude
<duke^IHSc> even dasa thought this was nasty
<TragiC> check this out...
<sseht> fuck
<sseht> i can't even leave to go to bed
<sseht> talking shit rulez
<sickman> some dude down below me is gonan be like 
"Damn..this must be that Acid Rain ive heard so much about"
* duke^IHSc is tired
<sickman> i been there, done that
<DeNtArG> bwahahahahaha
<TragiC> one time I had the runs...and I had to go way bad...I 
got on the porcelin throne...and as soon as a sat down..sure 
enough... I exploded...shit was flying everywhere...and after I 
was done.. I had to fuckign wipe my buttcheecks cause shit 
has ricocheted all up on my ass and stuff...
<TragiC> hey..what did Duke say tha was soo nasty? I missed 
it...
<sseht> tragic:  man,  don't you hate that shit?
<sickman> splattershit
<TragiC> sseht..hate what? ricishit?
<Embrionic> pong
<TragiC> haha
<TragiC> ricoshit
<sseht> ricoshit hahahaha
<sseht> tragic: i had a plopper shit today
<sickman> rico
<sseht> tragic:  it was like,  all in one big shit clump
* rj^ihoS has returned...
<DeNtArG> sseht: bwahahaha that was cool
<sseht> and wheni let it go, it rocketed all down in the toilet
<rj^ihoS> can u say quake sux at 500 ping? hahaha
<sickman> i had a lead shit today
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<sseht> and it hit hard,  and the toilet water splashed up and 
hit my asshole
<IroNovA> rj: no, never experienced it..
* spam^ihos got an email quite some time ago that was about 
the different types of shit
<sseht> heh
<TragiC> sseht..man.. I hate those...I dropped plopper 
once...came out like a muther fucking greg lougainus Cannon 
Ball...and went..."ploop"....and I swear a perfectly cylindrical 
column of water went up my ass...
<rj^ihoS> twr: u can go play BOC if ya want.. I cannot play with 
450-500 ping, heh
<_BahdKo_> sseht: aw my god what a description
<sickman> sseht: were you all refreshed when it splashed?
<spam^ihos> back in my 1st days on day net like 2 years ago
<sseht> tragic:  exactly
<spam^ihos> err da net
<TragiC> hey..what did DUKE say that was soo nasty?
<TragiC> I missed it
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<sseht> sickman:   yeah man, makes me wanna move to france. 
  a fuckin booday and shit
<duke^IHSc> oit is a really nasty jpg
<TouchTone> Hey
<Immortal> Hello TouchTone
* Badsector is announcing the ... WE GOT RIPPED OFF FUND!
<Badsector> If you would like to pledge a $1-$5 dollar 
donation, please email us at!
<Immortal> badsector
<Badsector> wegotripped@ames.net!
<Immortal> does anything work on the ihos page
<Badsector> thats right, wegotripped@ames.net!
<thresh> ok
<thresh> i had good pings
<Badsector> or, if your mail gets returned, try anarchy@ames.ne
t
<TragiC> sseht...what about when you have the runs...and you 
run to the bathroom...and you have to turn on the sink so 
people dont hear your shit splattering all over the bathroom 
walls and shit....it;s all..plllbtpbltplbtpblbtlpblptlbpt........plbtpl
bptlbptlbpt....and you are embarrased cause...of course...no 
one else gets the runs...
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<TragiC> Duke..what pic?
<Badsector> because there is no such address - 
wegotripped@ames.net
<duke^IHSc>  tragic: bad-day
<TragiC> duke..haha...fake-day
<TragiC> =)
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<Immortal> dood
<Immortal> badday is WEAK
<Immortal> is it fake ?
<TragiC> yes it is fake
<Immortal> how can you tell if it's fake
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<DeNtArG> Tragic? What r u talkin about?
<TragiC> take a good look
<duke^IHSc> tragic: its still nasty
<DeNtArG> Tragic" What r u talkin about?
<Immortal> tell me
Session Close: Fri Nov 15 06:28:20 1996

Session Start: Sat Nov 16 01:33:28 1996
*** TF: Talking in #deathmatch
*** Spooky changed nick to Maverick_
<Hellian> masterbating again probably
*** _Bahd_ changed nick to _BahdKo_
<Mr^Clean> hellian: i love myself
<fuckhead> bahd!
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<_BahdKo_> FUCKHEAD!
<OoZ^ihos> BAAAHHD!!!!!
<Hellian> duke:  go rub your head some more
<_BahdKo_> Hi Ozzie
* stuff is away ¸¸ stuff ¸¸ leave a MSG if you need me
<Mr^Clean> hahahahah
<_BahdKo_> Oozie i mean
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*** Hellian changes topic to "msg Hellian for  a DM"
<_BahdKo_> hey fuckhead im getting a seperate HD and gonna 
work on gettin Linux set up soon!
*** Hoopty changes topic to "msg Hellian for hot anal cybersex"
<_BahdKo_> Spoof City Dude!
<fuckhead> kewl, linux is awesome
<Hoopty> bah: bwahahahahaha
*** Hellian changes topic to "bahd:  msg Hellian for hot anal 
cybersex"
<Hellian> heh, j/k
<_BahdKo_> eww!
<Hoopty> linux is (Or at least for lil' incompotent me) a BITCH 
to setup
<_BahdKo_> hey fuckhead what happened to ure ops?
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*** Hellian changes topic to " msg Hellian for hot anal cybersex 
or hoopty's mom's phone #"
<fuckhead> umm, i'm just too lazy
*** Mr^Clean changes topic to "msg hellian so he can spank his 
monkey"
<Hoopty> and i never actually got my ppp to work
<Hoopty> ok hellian
<_BahdKo_> hoop: so i hear man, im not looking forward to the 
setting up part
<Hellian> <fuckhead> hey there big boy
<Hoopty> you biznitch!
<Hoopty> dont diss my moms phone #
<Hoopty> 976 HOTT wasnt free ya know
<Hellian> well...uh...you got a sister hoopty?
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<Hoopty> uh...yea
<Hellian> how old?
<Hellian> hehhehehe
<IroNovA> w00p, i'm back on!
<Hoopty> 20
<Hellian> 13, 14?
<IroNovA> yaay
<Hellian> woa really?
<Hoopty> haha
<Hoopty> bitch
<Hoopty> shes a jr in college
<Mr^Clean> Schutzfehlerverletzung
<_BahdKo_> wioh
<Hellian> is she hella tall though like your ass?
<DeNtArG> l8r all
<Hoopty> yep
<Mr^Clean> hahah i love that word
<Hoopty> 5'8
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-DoomBitch- You've been authenticated
<Hellian> yea, that's tall for a chick
<Hoopty> hellian: dude i have been working out
<Hellian> is she in an ivy league college or something?
<Hoopty> im buff now
* Hoopty flexes and notices hellian gets wood
<Hellian> we'll see hoop :)
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* Hellian flexes his wood
<Hoopty> Well, im speaking reletively here
<Hoopty> i used to be 6'5 170
<Hoopty> super skinny
<Hellian> what do you weigh now, 200?
-Nathalie- You've been authenticated
<Hoopty> now im 6'6 185
<Hoopty> just sorta-skinny :)
<fuckhead> anyone know where i can get a good web counter?
<Hellian> not bad
<Hoopty> but dude hellian
<Sto_IhoS> 1OP
<Hoopty> my trainer
<Hoopty> shes HOT!!
<Sto_IhoS> !OP
<Hoopty> HOT HOT HOT
<Hellian> do you play a lot of hoops?
<Mr^Clean> i was 6'4 180 a few years ago
<Sto_IhoS> heh
<Hellian> no shit??
<_BahdKo_> um
<Mr^Clean> hah my boss is hot
<_BahdKo_> why cant i got ops?
<Hellian> you have a trainer?
<Hoopty> Yep
<Hoopty> Shes a cutie
<_BahdKo_> im authenticated but it wont op me
<Mr^Clean> !nwhois _bahdko_
<_BahdKo_> neither bot will
<Hoopty> too bad shes 20 :(
<Mr^Clean> !giveop _bahdko_
<Hellian> pay her to give you home lessons
<Hoopty> im too damn young
*** Mr^Clean sets mode: +o _BahdKo_
<Hellian> noway
<Hoopty> all the good chicks are old
*** _BahdKo_ changes topic to "<Hellian> No sorry Bahd i dont 
date women, im gay."
<_BahdKo_> thanks
<_BahdKo_> ive been trying to aset that topic for like 5 min
<Hoopty> like, hellian, your mom must be 40. Thats too old for 
me
* Hoopty hides
*** Hellian changes topic to "<Hellian> No sorry Bahd i date 
women, you dont qualify"
<Mr^Clean> you shoulda said
<_BahdKo_> aww!
<Hoopty> haha
<Hellian> that does it hoop!  I'm gonna knock up your sister 
and get into your family
*** Mr^Clean changes topic to "<Hellian> someone spank my 
monkey, my hand is too raw!"
<Hoopty> hey bitch
<Hellian> that's the worst thing i can do to you
<Hoopty> ill ass rape you
<Hellian> hhehe
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*** Mr^Clean changes topic to "<Hellian> Will work for net-sex"
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<Hellian> the only monkey i spank is you duke, cause yo ma 
bitch
*** Mr^Clean changes topic to "* Hellian will work for netsex"
<IroNovA> hahah, good one
<Mr^Clean> heheh
*** Hellian changes topic to "*Mr^Clean will work for Rogaine"
<GrippGoat> duke: Why are you obsessed w/ hellian's lack of a 
sex life?
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<Hellian> touche
<GrippGoat> duke: do you feel driven to help him fulfill his 
desires?
<badsector> damnit emb...where the f are you?
<Mr^Clean> Gripp: i dunno, notlike i have one either
<Hoopty> .dcc duke c:\pot\import\hawaiin\one_hit_whammy\ph
at.joint
<Hoopty> doh
<Hellian> emb is nailing kissy probably
<IroNovA> is there an IHOs match tonite?
*** Mr^Clean changed nick to _duke_
<Hoopty> i have a girlfriend dudes
<badsector> hoopty: hahahhahhahahhahahhahhahahahah
<Hoopty> im, like, happy :)
<Hellian> hoop:  then why are you talking about other chicks? 
<g>
* badsector finally got his dick sucked
<badsector> hehe
<_duke_> ugh
<Hellian> bwahahahhaa gate!
<badsector> hahahahah
* badsector laughs
* Hellian high-5's gate
<Hoopty> hellian: who am i talking about?
<fuckhead> badsector, all that stretching paid off then?
<Hoopty> dude if i got my dick sucked, i dont think i would 
EVER stop smiling
* badsector accepts the hi-5...it was about time!
<Hellian> hoop;  damn, that weed really fucks with your short 
term huh?
<badsector> fuchead:  this is gate asshole :)
<Hellian> ...your trainer
<badsector> hoopty:  I dind't :)
<Hellian> fuckhead:  HAHAHAH  LOL
<fuckhead> hehe
<badsector> my girlfriend got pissed at me too :)
<Hoopty> hellian: oh
<Hellian> strethcing
<Hellian> hahaha
<fuckhead> j/k
*** Hoopty changes topic to "* badsector finally got his dick 
sucked <fuckhead> badsector, all that stretchin"
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<badsector> for not quitting smiling :)
<Hoopty> :(
<OoZ^ihos> GATE: Me be back
<badsector> take that off!
*** Hoopty changes topic to "Topic: Oral Sex. Discuss"
<Hellian> w00p
<fuckhead> hehe
<badsector> is she came back..thanks
<Hellian> shit, shoulda left in on all night
<Hoopty> ok guys
<Hoopty> im being honest
<Hellian> she's around when you're on irc?
* GrippGoat ponders impotence.... At least if you're impotent, 
you have an excuse for not having a sex life.
<Hoopty> masturbating when you are stoned is the best thing 
on the plannet
<Hoopty> sorry
*** _duke_ sets mode: -o _duke_
<Hoopty> im just being honest
<Hellian> hah
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<_duke_> doombitch !op
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o _duke_
<GrippGoat> hoopty: Better than getting your dick sucked while 
playing doom while stoned?
*** _duke_ sets mode: -o _duke_
<Hoopty> gripp: Ok...no, not that good
*** Deth sets mode: -o Deth
<Hoopty> jesus christ
<IroNovA> gripp: u wanna go to hawaii, don't you...
<Hoopty> getting your dick sucked when your stoned...
<Hoopty> my eyes would cave in 
<Hoopty> but i digress
<Hoopty> [=] Number of ops in #deathmatch: 7 [=]
<Hoopty> [=] Number of non-ops in #deathmatch: 16 [=]
<Hoopty> [=] Total number of people in #deathmatch: 23 [=]
<IroNovA> gripp: j/k
<_duke_> hoopty: everything about sex is better when u are 
stoned
<GrippGoat> nova: yep. I'm goin' to pick up summuh dat bong 
hoopty was dcc'ing
<Deth> !op
<_duke_> !reset
<Hoopty> duke: im a vergin
<Hoopty> virgin
<IroNovA> gripp: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<fuckhead> !op
<_duke_> doombitch !chat
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o fuckhead
*** Quits: Crypt_Kpr (Ping timeout)
<Hoopty> gripp: dude you live in hawaii?
<_duke_> hoopty: that can be cured you know
<GrippGoat> hoopty: No.  heh. 
<Hoopty> shit man, yall grow the phattest weed
<Hoopty> doh gripp
<Hoopty> you biznard :)
<IroNovA> gripp: u lie! straightedge guy, not that i'd smoke up 
either, but, hehehehehehehehheeheheh, I jus meant to visit 
leesaw
<GrippGoat> WTF is biznard supposed to mean?
<Hoopty> duke: care to have sex?
<fuckhead> anyone here live in CA?
<DeNtArG> Fuckhead: i do
<Hoopty> i do fuckhead
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<GrippGoat> nova: StraightEdge just says we can't do it on the 
floor. :)
<fuckhead> is weed really legal now?
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<_duke_> hooprt: umm
<Hoopty> im not sure fuckhead :P
<IroNovA> gripp: u smoke up? wow...
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<DeNtArG> kinda
* Deth blinks
<Hoopty> hooprt! hahahah
*** Hoopty changed nick to hooprt
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o Deth
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Deth
* GrippGoat loves making people believe that which isn't true
<hooprt> !down
<hooprt> !op
<DeNtArG> Its legal for medical patients
<fuckhead> hmm
* stuff is back..
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*** stuff changed nick to duckfin
* IroNovA thinks gripp don't have much of a grip, on reality...
<GrippGoat> !left !right !stand up !sit down !fight !fight !fight
<Sto_IhoS> !op
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o Sto_IhoS
<hooprt> !op grippgoat
* GrippGoat things Gripp don't have a whole lot of sleep
* hooprt has to poop
<GrippGoat> !op
<hooprt> afk
<GrippGoat> d0h
* IroNovA thinks Gripp is sleepy, like he is.......
* GrippGoat blonks
* IroNovA bleats..
<GrippGoat> "hash is legal, man, but it ain't 100% legal..."
<IroNovA> whoa, i was worried penney was on for a minute... 
bleat is a wordkick for her, heheheh
* rj^ihoS has returned...
<IroNovA> gripp: hahahah
<GrippGoat> I gotta fix the grammar on that one.... brb
<rj^ihoS> 129.193.137.119 is running the doom patch... pretty 
cool...
<_duke_> !rehash
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<rj^ihoS> erm 128.193.137.119 that is
*** Sto_IhoS sets mode: +o DoomBitch
<stello> rj: what does the doom patch do?
<stello> do you need to have it locally?
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o _duke_
*** Deth changes topic to "<Hoopty> duke: care to have sex?"
<rj^ihoS> shotguns are just like doom2 hit wise/ammo wise... 
super nailgun is like super chaingun in doom.. instant hit
<rj^ihoS> stello: no, its a server patch...
<_duke_> !op
<rj^ihoS> stello: its pretty much like playing doom weapon 
wise..
<IroNovA> haahah, deth, u rule, hahahah
<rj^ihoS> rockets are slower
<stello> i'll check it out
<rj^ihoS> weapons hit for same damage as in doom
<rj^ihoS> nailgun weapons are instant hit like doom
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<rj^ihoS> no bfg that I have found yet tho ;(
<rj^ihoS> and i have a bfg patch myself, so I know it exists
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<hooprt> !userlist
<IroNovA> !party on gripps floor
<hooprt> duke: whats up with these?
<hooprt> <DoomBitch>    150 | *!*shadow@208.132.34.*           
             | None
<hooprt> <DoomBitch>    150 | *!*sickman@208.129.189.*         
             | None
<hooprt> who are those dudes?
<_duke_> thats sickman
<_duke_> goatluvr is his bot
<hooprt> whys he a 150?
<Hellian> yea?
<Deth> He gave better head than Mancer.
<IroNovA> hahahhaha
<_duke_> because he owns goatluvr
<hooprt> !whoami
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<IroNovA> deth must be one of those internet sysops that blue 
talks about..
<Hellian> so if i owned a bot and brought it in, I'd be a 150?
<Deth> Iro, as far as I know, there is only 1 internet sysop, and 
that's sCary. Am I wrong?
<_duke_> no
<_duke_> you would be a 10
<_duke_> sCary even told me he was an internet sysop when i 
met him
<GrippGoat> detH: amen, brother
<IroNovA> deth: i dunno, i don't pay much attention, i just 
make references...
<GrippGoat> duke: when did you meet scary?
<IroNovA> ooh, millenium's n
<IroNovA> er...on
<Deth> Well, damn it to hell, man! Get your references 
correct! <g>
*** Quits: stello (yeah, right...)
<_duke_> gripp: i wrote a story about it man
* EViLz gazes at his new 20 inch monitor....could this be 
heaven?
<IroNovA> deth: uhm, no....well, if i have time, mebbe
* IroNovA thinks his 17 incher is big, a 20 incher, wow....
<badsector> later all
<GrippGoat> duke: is it on your page?
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<_duke_> Gripp: yes sie
<_duke_> er sir
*** hooprt changes topic to "TO ALL OPS -->  SET YOUR 
NICKNAME ON THE BOTS _NOW_.   !MyNick <nickname>"
<GrippGoat> www.jizz.net?  :)
<_BahdKo_> uh
<GrippGoat> !mynick pottsumariprahad
<_BahdKo_> !mynick _BahdKo_
<hooprt> set yer nicks
<_BahdKo_> is that what u meant?
-DoomBitch- You're not authenticated!
<GrippGoat> damn.  netscape is ASS fucked
<_duke_> www.gis.net/~duquette
<GrippGoat> !mynick GrippGoat
<fuckhead> !mynick fuyckhead
<hooprt> it makes userlists a lot easier :)
<_duke_> www.gis.net/~duquette/story.html
<fuckhead> shit
<GrippGoat> !mynick GrippGoat
* Deth has driven with the Great sCary
<EViLz> Should of sold my soul sooner =)
<hooprt> Yes bahdko :)
<Hellian> !mynick BadMotherFucker
<Deth> I believe the phone conversation just prior to our drive 
was "Deth, man... Can you come pick me up? My mom can't 
take me to the lan party and I can't take my computer on my 
tandem-bicycle."
<fuckhead> !mynick fuckhead
<Hellian> !mynick BadMotherFucker
<_duke_> Evilz: i dunno maybe a 21" monitor would be nicer
<Hellian>  -DoomBitch- Changed your nickname to 
BadMotherFucker
<GrippGoat> deth: Is that where he got the inspiration for the 
alien story? :)
<IroNovA> d00d, millenium is cool....
<hooprt> !Next person who tries to make a !mynick joke will get 
an equally funny /k
<EViLz> Deth: hahaha
<Deth> Hehe
<GrippGoat> fuckin' a.
<GrippGoat> brb
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-DoomBitch- You've been authenticated
-DoomBitch- Changed your nickname to _BahdKo_
-DoomBitch- Userlist written to file user.list
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<IroNovA> grippgoat likes GPFs, hahahahaha, lern to use NT 
more, dippo!!!
<Deth> |mynick itz9inches
*** hooprt changed nick to Hoopty
<IroNovA> deth: weren't u the one to outlaw those jokes?
<IroNovA> er...deth
<IroNovA> oops, spelled it right
<IroNovA> my contacts are in, not as sharp as my glasses, doh
<Deth> Iron, you're just jealous. ;D
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<Deth> It's Yyz!? Hide the goats! HIDE THE GOATS!!!
* IroNovA IS AWAY (watchin millenium....kinda here....)
* fuckhead is away: ··-·°•pluggin my page.. back in a few•°·-·· 
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*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o Yyz^T4E
<iMm0rTaL> !mynick Immortal
<iMm0rTaL> !myemail immortal@massacre.com
<_BahdKo_> GOD
<_BahdKo_> dont let me eat Taco Bell again!
<Yyz^T4E> sexgoat.wav
<Yyz^T4E> bleat
<Deth> Bahdko, don't ever eat at taco bell again -- that shit will 
kill you!
<_BahdKo_> im suffocating
<_duke_> Never trust a junkie
<Hoopty> taco bell rules when you are stoned
<Yyz^T4E> BahdKo: you ate Taco Bell?  Those cement walls 
must be murder on the stomach
<_duke_> taco hell
<_BahdKo_> i should go open the doorand let the 30 degree air 
in, it will be mor pleasent in here that way
<Deth> Hoopty has a very valid point, however.
*** Quits: fuckhead (Ping timeout)
<Deth> 30 degrees!? Gawd!
<_BahdKo_> its cold tonight
<Deth> Our forecast for tonight is: Cool and Breezy with only a 
60% chance of riots.
<_BahdKo_> and this basement is cold to start with
<_BahdKo_> Deth: where, CA?
<_duke_> deth: name a food that isnt good when stoned
<Deth> Bahd, Tampa/St. Pete
<_BahdKo_> ahh
<Yyz^T4E> they serve the burritos at 30 degrees
<Yyz^T4E> Deth haha
<_BahdKo_> Florida
<_BahdKo_> ??
* _duke_ wonders what effect the subwoofer has on the hard 
disk
<_BahdKo_> i wanna go where its WARM WAAAH
<Deth> yea
<_BahdKo_> Leme come down and visit for a week!
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<_BahdKo_> <whimper>
<Yyz^T4E> Deth and I are gonna walk the streets of downtown 
St. Pete yelling, "POLICE RULE, DOWN WITH THE 
HOMEBOYS!"
<_duke_> bahdko: dont come to freezing boston
<Deth> Bahd, hehe... it's certainly warm here.
<_BahdKo_> boston <whimper> cold.
<_BahdKo_> deth: ARG!
<_BahdKo_> ARG i wanna GOOOOOOO
<Deth> Yyz, uhm... ya know, I'm ahh... sorta busy whenever 
you plan on doing that, okay?
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<Yyz^T4E> ehehe
*** Joins: spam^ihos (spam@168.new-york-013.ny.dial-access.at
t.net)
<_BahdKo_> [TF] #kkk has a channel key set (+k). Use "/join 
#kkk <key>" to join...
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<Deth> Yyz, but I'll give you my full support via a walkie-talkie 
if ya really need it.
<_BahdKo_> hehe
<spam^ihos> !op
<Yyz^T4E> you'll be behind me, every step of the way
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o spam^ihos
<spam^ihos> bahd!!
<Yyz^T4E> haha Stripes
<_BahdKo_> SpamOne!
*** tORn fLESh: 10 Minute LAG Update
<_BahdKo_> wow time to turh on the floor heater
<Deth> Yyz, in fact, I'll be hauling ass in the other direction 
screaming KILL DA PIGZ! KILL DA PIGZ!!
<Yyz^T4E> The riots make a good reason to live out in 
Brooksville :)
<_duke_> i love $1 cd singles
<spam^ihos> duke: hehe
<Yyz^T4E> haha with ash rubbed on your face too
<_duke_> spam: i got this for a fucking dollar
<spam^ihos> duke: i love $5 8 song eps :) (on cd)
<_duke_> ya those rock too
<spam^ihos> duke: i got a 2 song white zombie cd for $1 once
<_duke_> w00
* _duke_ thinks about getting out la sexorcisto
<Yyz^T4E> As they said in Robocop...
<Yyz^T4E> I'd buy that for a dollar
<spam^ihos> it has a cool remix on it (of black sunshine) by 
sasha of kmfdm
<_duke_> damn
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* spam^ihos has la sexorcisto on vinyl
<_duke_> Just one fix
<spam^ihos> it glows in the dark
<_duke_> Just one fix
<_duke_> Just one fix
<_duke_> Just one fix
<_duke_> Just one fix
<Yyz^T4E> Ut oh, she's finished watching her soaps, layts
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<_duke_> cya yyz
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<Deth> Hahah. Yyz is already camping out for tickets.
<GSX-R> h3Y kIds 
<Deth> Jizzex!
*** IroNovA changed nick to a_camper
<a_camper> I sit there, and the fregs roll in
*** GSX-R was kick'd by DoomBitch (**Mass Non-Op kick**)
*** duckfin was kick'd by DoomBitch (**Mass Non-Op kick**)
*** VeRgE was kick'd by DoomBitch (**Mass Non-Op kick**)
*** Jedai was kick'd by DoomBitch (**Mass Non-Op kick**)
*** a_camper was kick'd by DoomBitch (**Mass Non-Op kick**)
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* Deth blinks
<IroNovA> a camper, heheheh
<_duke_> whoa
<Deth> Don't you just hate it when the bots sneeze?
<IroNovA> what happened exactly?
* Hoopty pee's on Deth's leg
* Hoopty hides
<Deth> That a little late, or what, Duke?
<_duke_> bahahahah
<_duke_> damm bitch
* _duke_ urinates on Hoopty
<Deth> Shit! SHIT! He got some on my gator boots!
<IroNovA> was it a chronic flood bein slow?
<Deth> It was a reset the bot kinda thing.
<_duke_> it was me figuring something out too late
<IroNovA> deth:oh
<Deth> Duke, having it happen late just makes it more 
ammusing, cause we forgot all about it. ;D
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<_duke_> heheh
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<_duke_> i should pack for the netparty
<OoZ^ihos> duke: What netparty?
<spam^ihos> duke: whose hosting this weekend?
<spam^ihos> gary?
<_duke_> dagger
<Deth> Hehe. I always keep spare jeans, a shirt, toohbrush, I 
razor in the truck. 
<spam^ihos> ahh
* spam^ihos hasnt been to one of dags lan parties
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<a_camper> name's Ima Dum Ass, w/ two s's
*** badsector changed nick to RIX^Ihsc
<RIX^Ihsc> sup
<a_camper> I love Sujoys too much
<RIX^Ihsc> I'm on T3, anyone want a game?
*** a_camper changed nick to IroNovA
<IroNovA> RIX mebbe l8r
<IroNovA> after millenium
<Deth> Haha! That's like "I've got a chainsaw and a vat of 
acid -- anyone wanna box?"
<RIX^Ihsc> :)
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<_BahdKo_> is anyone from far away coming to DC-Con???
<_BahdKo_> its next weekend
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<_BahdKo_> in the washington DC area
<RIX^Ihsc> I'd go, but I have Hoceky
<RIX^Ihsc> err hockey
<_BahdKo_> hockey ACK
<_BahdKo_> tellum...tellum....u got sick :)
<OoZ^ihos> bahd: I might be
<_BahdKo_> Oozie: cool !
<IroNovA> I would, if I had a car, and if I wanted to configure 
and reconfigure and transport 2 computers and a hub...
<IroNovA> oh, yeah, my hub's broken, I hafta send it back
<IroNovA> pisses me off, can't leave a server up..
<Deth> IroN, yeah... dontcha hate when that happens?
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<IroNovA> deth: heh.. u r on a modem, no?
<spam^ihos> gsx!!!
<GSX-R> spamihos!
<Deth> IroN, no. ;D
<Deth> Well, not exactly, anyways.
<Deth> isdn
<GSX-R> It's STORMING here!
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<spam^ihos> gsx: where i am when it storms we get 2 feet of 
snow or more
<GSX-R> I might be stranded here for a while :o
<spam^ihos> well this time of year that is
<Deth> GSX, and your indoors on your computer!? Tha hell's 
wrong with you!?
<GSX-R> AHahaeh
<GSX-R> W00 LIGHTNING
<IroNovA> deth: cool, isdn, i though u was high pinged..
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<met^qteam> fuck!
<IroNovA> GSX- might wanna unplug that modem.. my friend 
had his fried in lighting once..
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<Deth> IroN, i still play on servers that give me high pings, just 
'cause that's where my friends play.
<GSX-R> IroNova: heh, I wouldn't know how to unplug a T1
<met^qteam> anyone have duke's voice #?.
*** DoomBitch sets mode: +o FreshOne
<IroNovA> deth: yeah, even on ether, I still go where ppl tell 
me and play up to about 250...
<met^qteam> stupid me trhew it out <G>
<GSX-R> Hellian.. you there?
<IroNovA> GSX- oh, yeah, that might do it, heheh
<Deth> Who tha hell drank all my Killian's?
<IroNovA> deth: me, i reached through the bandwidth when u 
wasn't lookin
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[REC:ON : PAGE:ON] /ctcp Deth PAGE <reason>
<GSX-R> Man, the clouds in the valley (~1 mile away) are only 
100 ft off the ground
<GSX-R> It's only 4:30 and it's, like dark
* GSX-R 's official weather report
<spam^ihos> hehe its like 9:30 and its been dark for about 4 
hours now hehe
<spam^ihos> here that is
* IroNovA has clan practice tonight, hahahah, i'm the 2nd 
best...we have a match tomorrow..
<IroNovA> whoa, randomness abounds
<OoZ^ihos> iron: You on t3?
<IroNovA> ooz: i think so
<OoZ^ihos> heh
<IroNovA> ooz: it's an on campus match tho..
<GSX-R> spam: the sun is still up, but it's almost dark like 
midnight
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<OoZ^ihos> Iron: Where you live?
<GSX-R> Dang clouds must be 2 miles thick
<fuckhead> mmmm, i hear a joint callin my name
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<RIX^Ihsc> I'm still here.. message me if you get a game
<spam^ihos> gsx: the sun sets at like 5:30 pm here and its 
~9:40 pm
<GSX-R> fuckhead: HEY spread the wealth
<fuckhead> heeheh
<fuckhead> hey man, i only have 2, and i can't afford anymore
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<spam^ihos> arejay!!!!
<GSX-R> fuckhead: I'll give you a nickel
<fuckhead> a nickel! shit, come on over man
* GSX-R 's life savings
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<GSX-R> Muahahahah
* GSX-R takes a puff
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<RIX^Ihsc> Does someone have the Hustler website's 
passwords?
<fuckhead> looking for pr0n?
<RIX^Ihsc> I want the Hustler webpage's passwords :)
<GSX-R> Hmm... Quotes file candidate
<fuckhead> www.newtech.net/~natas/enter.htm    <shameless 
plug>
<RIX^Ihsc> I know about your site :)
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<RIX^Ihsc> Do you know where to find the hustler passwd's 
though?
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<Aitek> hey guys
<Aitek> any shit stories?
<GSX-R> ay! TEK!
<Aitek> sup
<GSX-R> They're debating the evilness of cheese in #bible
<Aitek> heh
<GSX-R> HAH Aitek
<GSX-R> Watch the thrills
<IroNovA> cool...was ne1 on last night? me n lisa n, damn, yak 
mebbe ( i dunno) we were [-GOD-], [-SATAN-] and [-LIMBO-] 
on #bible, it ruled, took the ops forever to kick us, 
hehehehe...
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<GSX-R> Hahaha
<IroNovA> we had sum fun, hehehe
<GSX-R> [16:56] <Legs> hi anyone into net sex?
<GSX-R> [16:57] *** Crucified sets mode: +b *!~legs@*.pangea.
ca
<GSX-R> [16:57] *** Legs was kicked by Crucified (Crucified)
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<GSX-R> Man it's funny just to sit in there and watch how many 
troublemakers join the #
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<Aitek> HAHAHHAA
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<Aitek> watch this
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* fuckhead has returned...
<GSX-R> hahahaha fuckhead
<GSX-R> BAnned on sight
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<GSX-R> Don't those guys ever get tired of arguing?
<Toaster> hello people
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<GSX-R> heya Toaster
<Toaster> i was wondering if anyone could help me with my 
slow ass computer?
<Emb^ihos> !mynick embrionic
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<fuckhead> heheh
<Emb^ihos> !help
<Toaster> i have a p150,32megs and i only get 13fps, but me 
friend has p100,16megs and gets 20fps?? anyone can help?
<Toaster> can anyone direct me to a channel where somoone 
can help?
<GSX-R> Toaster: you mean for quake, right?
<Toaster> yes
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<Toaster> can ya help?
*** ^rj^ changed nick to rj^ihoS
<Toaster> anyone know a channel that can help me?
*** Athiest changed nick to Aitek
*** spam^ihos sets mode: +o DoomBitch
*** DoomBitch sets mode: -o DoomBitch
<Aitek> blah
<Aitek> hey does anyone know how to run quake in 95 with 
8mg of ram?
<rj^ihoS> who screwed up doombitch?
<rj^ihoS> aitek: not possible, but ram its cheap
<Toaster> nope
<Emb^ihos> Rj: not me my friend.. but if she bent over... OH 
MY
<Aitek> bah
<Emb^ihos> haha
<Aitek> hey is 30 bux for 8mb of ram good deal?
<GSX-R> Toaster: #quake
<GSX-R> Toaster: #chunkk
<spam^ihos> stupid bot :)
<GSX-R> Hahaha fuckhead
<fu_ckhead> man, took them long enough
*** spam^ihos sets mode: +o DoomBitch
*** DoomBitch sets mode: -o DoomBitch
<spam^ihos> stupid bot
<spam^ihos> [22:05] -DoomBitch- What a moron!! Don't op 
peasants!![22:05] *** DoomBitch sets mode: -o DoomBitch 
<spam^ihos> stupid bot
<rj^ihoS> spam: check to make sure it didnt shit itself, heh
<GSX-R> This is amusing
<spam^ihos> nope
<GSX-R> rj!
<_BahdKo_> ive had my clonebots do that
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<_BahdKo_> they do it when they arent on their own userlist 
properly
<fu_ckhead> hmm, who wants to get test kicked?
<_BahdKo_> ok fuck hold still
*** fu_ckhead changed nick to fuckhead
<rj^ihoS> yo gsx ;)
<fuckhead> grr.. no bots
<spam^ihos> how the hell did doombitch get deopped anyway?
<fuckhead> dunno
<GSX-R> [16:57] *** DoomBitch has quit IRC (Idle time limit 
exceeded)
<GSX-R> 16:59] *** DoomBitch (~doombitch@Server-4.Busprod.
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*** _BahdKo_ sets mode: +o fuckhead
<fuckhead> gracias
<_BahdKo_> Doombitches userlst may be fuckewd, it doesent 
seem to have itself on its list
<rj^ihoS> well add it
<spam^ihos> in the meantime whats yer pass rj? :) (just to verify 
its u)
*** fuckhead sets mode: +o DoomBitch
*** DoomBitch sets mode: -o DoomBitch
<iMm0rTaL> haah
<iMm0rTaL> dont op peasants
<Aitek> op me
<Aitek> ive been in here since nam
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<iMm0rTaL> Bahdko  - no look at it's identd, it used to be 
hosebag but now it's doombitch
<rj^ihoS> -DoomBitch- You've been authenticated
<Emb^ihos> op me im 31337.. nah.. just kick me around...
<Emb^ihos> =)
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*** _BahdKo_ sets mode: +o Emb^ihos
-DoomBitch- What a moron!! Don't op peasants!!
<GSX-R> yow
<Emb^ihos> hey bahhhhhhhh
*** _BahdKo_ sets mode: +o penney
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<Emb^ihos> Bahdko bot in da house
<Emb^ihos> =0
<_BahdKo_> heh
<_BahdKo_> i can add users to my script heh
<_BahdKo_> maybe good idea since no bots up
<GSX-R> hey penney
<fuckhead> ok.. now any volunteers to be kicked?
<rj^ihoS> !!useradd doombitch@*.Busprod.Com 50
<penney> hi GSX
* Added Deth (*!*deth@*.southeast.net) to user list
-> -Deth- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my AutoOp 
List...
<penney> bawts are added at 105 ;)
* Added Emb^ihos (*!*squinter@*.ix.netcom.com) to user list
-> -Emb^ihos- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my 
AutoOp List...
* Added fuckhead (*!*natas@*.vf.pond.com) to user list
-> -fuckhead- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my 
AutoOp List...
*** tORn fLESh: 10 Minute LAG Update
* Added Hellian (*!*rmraisner@*.ucdavis.edu) to user list
-> -Hellian- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my 
AutoOp List...
* Added penney (*!*penny27@*.azstarnet.com) to user list
-> -penney- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my 
AutoOp List...
* Added spam^ihos (*!*spam@*.new-york-013.ny.dial-access.att.net) to user list
-> -spam^ihos- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my 
AutoOp List...
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*** Joins: IroNovA (tlf@QUAD114.RESNET.UPENN.EDU)
*** Joins: fuckhead (natas@arctic-23.vf.pond.com)
*** tORn fLESh: fuckhead is in the AutoOp List. Giving 
Operator Status on #deathmatch...
*** _BahdKo_ sets mode: +o fuckhead
<rj^ihoS> I cannot add it anyhows, only lvl 100, d0h
<GSX-R> fuckhead: kick me
<fuckhead> hahaha you fools!!! i'm not fuckhead, i'm his evil 
spoof!
<rj^ihoS> so, like just add the bot to itself spam
<fuckhead> GSX-R, you read the bible? See, theres this 
passage I got memorized.
<_BahdKo_> ehhe fuckhead
<fuckhead> ...the path of the righteous man is beset on all 
sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil 
men...
<fuckhead> ...blessed his he who, in the name of charity and 
goodwill, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, 
for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost 
children...
<rj^ihoS> !!useradd doombitch@*.Busprod.Com 105
<fuckhead> ...and I will strike down upon thee with GREAT 
VENGEANCE, and FURIOUS ANGER, THOSE who attempt to 
POISON or DESTROY my brothers...
<penney> what's up? which bot needs added to where?
<GSX-R> Oh no, not htis
<fuckhead> ...and you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when
<rj^ihoS> !protadd doombitch@*.Busprod.Com 105
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<rj^ihoS> !protadd doombitch@*.Busprod.Com 50
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<fuckhead> what the...
<fuckhead> it doesn't finish
<GSX-R> Muahahahahah
* Added RIX^Ihsc (*!*gatekepr@*.res.iastate.edu) to user list
-> -RIX^Ihsc- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my 
AutoOp List...
<penney> ice!!
*** _BahdKo_ sets mode: +o RIX^Ihsc
<fuckhead> that must be fixed in version 1.5
* spam^ihos is away (gettin fewd) Messages will be saved 
(Use /ctcp spam^ihos page to page me).
<ThinIce> penney girl
*** tORn fLESh: CTCP Request: •VERSION• from: fuckhead 
(natas@arctic-23.vf.pond.com)
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<_BahdKo_> ack
<_BahdKo_> i didnt have time to add rj
<_BahdKo_> i was about to
-> *rj^ihos* u there?
<snootles> for some serious deathmatching info, head to 
www.newtech.net/~natas/enter.htm
<IroNovA> hiya penney, yer in the #quake yaerbook, i found it 
today..
<snootles> you wont be sorry
*** snootles was kick'd by fuckhead (fuckhead)
<penney> IroNovA: yep
<IroNovA> fuckhead: hjahaahahahha
<GSX-R> #quake yearbook?
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*** GSX-R changed nick to GSX-Raway
* GSX-Raway is away - phone - messages will be saved.
*** Parts: fuckhead (natas@arctic-23.vf.pond.com)
* spam^ihos has returned. You can jump for joy now (how 
pathetic... bread and water).
*** Emb^ihos was kick'd by Deth (Send your questions to ``ASK 
ZIPPY'', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA 94140, USA)
<snootles> head to www.newtech.net/~natas/enter.htm
*** spam^ihos sets mode: +o DoomBitch
<spam^ihos> well we have doombitch again :)
<_BahdKo_> well sees how long it lets itself have ops
*** snootles changed nick to amigo_
* Added DoomBitch (*!*doombitch@*.Busprod.Com) to user list
-> -DoomBitch- *** tORn fLESh: You have been added to my 
AutoOp List...
<_BahdKo_> !userlist
*** tORn fLESh: •DCC CHAT• Request from: DoomBitch 
(~doombitch@Server-4.Busprod.Com)
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[REC:ON : PAGE:ON] /ctcp Deth PAGE <reason> [0 
hrs 50 mins]
* spam^ihos has returned. You can jump for joy now (how pathetic... bread and water).
* penney is in mourning
<penney> my relationship with Waffles isn't the same anymore :(
*** GSX-Raway changed nick to GSX-R
* GSX-R has returned
*** spam^ihos sets mode: +o Nathalie
<GSX-R> penney: AHA! so WAFFLES  is your husband
<spam^ihos> we have 2 bots now :)
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<Waffles> heh
*** Nathalie sets mode: -o DoomBitch
<spam^ihos> gripp!!!
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<GSX-R> hey Gripp
<Waffles> AND I WOULDA GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TO IF 
NOT FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!  mwuahahah
<GrippGoat> !op
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o GrippGoat
<Je||o> does anyonne know the name of a cool quake server?
<ThinIce> Waffles: GOOD ONE SHAGGY
* spam^ihos is away (more bread) Messages will be saved 
(Use /ctcp spam^ihos page to page me).
*** Quits: IroNovA (Connection reset by peer)
<Je||o> awe common, someone has to know the name of at 
least ONE quake server
* spam^ihos has returned. You can jump for joy now ().
<spam^ihos> dudes.. i gotta clean my room sometime :)
<spam^ihos> its a pig sty :)
<OoZ^ihos> quake.yourmom.com
<iMm0rTaL> HAHAH
<iMm0rTaL> who wants a #sex log
<Waffles> quake.clanbong.com
*** Parts: Je||o (~none@ts1p13.vh.net)
<Hellian> gsx!
*** Quits: GSX-R (Lagged)
-DoomBitch- Closing DCC CHAT[chat]-connection
<spam^ihos> ok enough ministry :)
<spam^ihos> now for da beasties :)
<_BahdKo_> !userlist
*** tORn fLESh: •DCC CHAT• Request from: DoomBitch 
(~doombitch@Server-4.Busprod.Com)
<spam^ihos> one of these days ill get all my cds named in the 
cdplayer
<EViLz> damn i need the beasties
<spam^ihos> this time im backin up the goddamn cdplayer.ini 
file :)
* penney has the chunkk cd
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<iMm0rTaL> who wants a #sex log
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Hose^Ihos
-DoomBitch- Closing DCC CHAT[chat]-connection
<spam^ihos> this one is gonna take a while to name... 20 
tracks
<_BahdKo_> hhhehhh]
<penney> I'm addicted to chapstick
* Deth is back!
<penney> this sucks
<penney> I will turn my house upside down looking for a tube
* EViLz is addicted to carmex
<Deth> Hehe. Hose, I'm in the misuc room, and I hear my 
computer shout "You're being paged!"
<Deth> misuc?
<Deth> er...
<Deth> yeah
<GSX-R> misuc yusuc weallsuc
<Hose^Ihos> hahah
-Nathalie- Closing DCC CHAT[chat]-connection
<Deth> Yea yeah... shaddup.
<GSX-R> :)
<Deth> misuc about defines whatI was playing. ;D
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*** Quits: Waffles (ircd.texas.net opus.bridge.net)
<GSX-R> w00 Deth: playing.. as in instrument?
<spam^ihos> flute loop and get it together are the coolest 
songs
<spam^ihos> sure shot is cool too
<Deth> GSX, yeah, I had my wah hooked up to my accordian.
*** Quits: EViLz (Leaving)
* Deth grins
<GSX-R> Deth: We should make a band
<spam^ihos> ya... i got a washboard around
<Deth> The Drunken Misucs
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<spam^ihos> cool.. its da flute loop
* spam^ihos cranks the volume
<Deth> Man, my CryBaby has dirt in the pot, so whenever I roll 
it, I get a nasty crunching/grinding noise.
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*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Hose^Ihos
<GSX-R> Whats a floot loop
<Hellian> hey gsx
<GSX-R> I mean flute loop
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<Hellian> where's yo old lady?
<GSX-R> Hellian!
<GSX-R> don't ask
<Hellian> hehheheh
<Hellian> hiding from her again?
<spam^ihos> gsx: its a beasie boys song
<Sto_IhoS> !op
<penney> this quake level with the cyberdemon is fun
<penney> sorta
<GSX-R> Hahaha
<GSX-R> Sorta
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Sto_IhoS
<spam^ihos> penney: but it doesnt compare to the tower of 
babel
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<penney> this is babel
<spam^ihos> err thats e2m8 of udoom :)
<penney> babel.zip
<Hellian> so gsx, i hear you're hot shit at war2 now?
<spam^ihos> sto!!!!
<spam^ihos> unf!!!
<Unfragged> spom
<Unfragged> !awp
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Unfragged
<ThinIce> unfragged!
<Unfragged> THINICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Unfragged> DUDE
<Unfragged> sup
<Unfragged> t
<Unfragged> h
<Unfragged> i
<Unfragged> n
<Unfragged> i
<Unfragged> c
<Unfragged> e
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<ThinIce> Unfragged: hahahaha...dude....you're making me 
look bad!!! :)
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<Unfragged> heh
<GSX-R> SOMEBODY kept me up last night playing chook.wad, 
and then SOMEBODY complains that SOMEBODY is tired 
today
<Hellian> is SOMEBODY also pmsing?
<Unfragged> nathalie !nwhois doombitch
<Unfragged> doombitch !nwhois nathalie
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*** opus.bridge.net sets mode: +o Waffles
*** Deth sets mode: -o Waffles
<Unfragged> nathalie !userlist
*** Nathalie sets mode: -o Waffles
<GSX-R> SOMEBODY is extra moody too
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<GSX-R> I think I'm lagged again
*** Nathalie sets mode: +o Immy
*** Quits: GSX-R (flat tire)
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<Unfragged>  105 | *!*hosebag@*Busprod.Com                       | 
DoomBitch
<Unfragged> doh
<Waffles> damn, server is sure sucking ass tonight
<Unfragged> !nwhois doombitch
<Unfragged> nathalie !nwhois doombitch
<Aitek> fuckin got some badass tekno playin
<spam^ihos> front 242 (altho they r not techno) rox!!
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<Aitek> the prodigy...breathe
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<Aitek> its almost not tekno
<spam^ihos> hey amigo, rico, regsx
<spam^ihos> err re gsx
<Hellian> -GSX-R- Please don't do that.
<Hellian> bwahaha
<GSX-R> :)
<fuckhead> !op
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<spam^ihos> aitek: i know.. theres alot of techno influence in 
their stuff
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<iMm0rTaL> heh
<Unfragged> nathalie !nuseradd *!*doombitch@*busprod.com 
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<spam^ihos> aitek: but they use real vocals and real 
instruments (sometimes)
<Unfragged> fuck
<GSX-R> I thought we were leaving last night, I left to take a 
turd, then when I come back, SOMEBODY is playing chook!
<Hellian> hahaha gsx
<Aitek> yeah
<Aitek> still rocks
<Aitek> loa
<Aitek> rocks
* spam^ihos has a friend who is big time into techno
<GSX-R> WTF [17:50] -GrippGoat-  ChookTalk v1.01 by 
GrippGoat  -  bok bok bok 
<spam^ihos> he used to be my best friend.. now he's just a 
friend
<Ismail|CG> !op
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<GSX-R> hmm
<Unfragged> !userwrite
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<GSX-R> turd
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<^Hellian^> shit
<GSX-R> GrippGoat
<^Hellian^> !awp
<GSX-R> Goat
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<GSX-R> chook
*** Hellian was kick'd by iMm0rTaL (Suck my fat schlong)
<GSX-R> chicken
<iMm0rTaL> there
<^Hellian^> hmmmmm
<Unfragged> !emailadd Doombitch slut@69.com
<GrippGoat> gsx: no warcraft tonight?
<Aitek> thats cool
<^Hellian^> gsx:  you should play on kali
<GSX-R> Gripp: I'm taking a break, somebody's moody
<Unfragged> nathalie !giveop doombitch
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<^Hellian^> i wanna play you
<Unfragged> nathalie !nwhois doombitch
<GrippGoat> gsx: :)
<GSX-R> Hellian: I would have no fun, I can't even win on my 
own map
<Unfragged> nathalie !nwhois nathalie
<^Hellian^> gsx you big chicken...stand up to her
<Ismail|CG> !mynick Ismail|CG
<GSX-R> Hahaha
<^Hellian^> gsx: i suck at games
<GrippGoat> gsx: Bok like a chicken, and I bet she'd fogive 
you....:P)
<Aitek> i want ops
<Aitek> i deserve it er somethnig
<Aitek> like
<Aitek> i like g0ats damnit now gimmie
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<_BahdKo_> Stinky!@!!
<GSX-R> Heh, I had a friend named Bok
<CBR-900> hey gsx, i saw this cool ass race on sportschannel 
last night
<iMm0rTaL> Gripp
<iMm0rTaL> Dood
<GrippGoat> gsx: no way. that rules.
<iMm0rTaL> I have chicken pr0n
<CBR-900> ...the 2 leading guys were both on team honda...
<iMm0rTaL> this guy is ass-raping a chicken
<GrippGoat> immy: thank you, but I think I'll pass.
<CBR-900> last lap they were superclose...
<Aitek> lemme see chicken pron
<Unfragged> nathalie !nprotdel doombitch
<iMm0rTaL> Who wants Chicken pr0n ?
<iMm0rTaL> Who wants Chicken pr0n ?
<Aitek> lemme see chicken pron
<GSX-R> Hellian: AMA ss?
<CBR-900> and the guy in back tried to make a move to get 
the lead....cutting inside..
<Aitek> me
<Aitek> send
<Ismail|CG> sup bahdko
<Unfragged> !protwrite
<CBR-900> fuckers crashed and wiped out
<CBR-900> SAME TEAM!
<CBR-900> foolios
<GSX-R> oh shit
<Unfragged> doombitch !nwhois nathalie
<GSX-R> Repsol?
<CBR-900> no
<CBR-900> the 2 leading guys on the tour
<CBR-900> uhhhh
<Unfragged> doombitch !nprotdel nathalie
<GSX-R> Repsol team (GP)?
<_BahdKo_> Izz!
<CBR-900> durrow or something like that
<_BahdKo_> Hi Izz!
<Unfragged> !protwrite
<CBR-900> no, Honda
<_BahdKo_> ii havent forgotton i iwe u that $10 as soon as i 
see u ill get it to u :)
<Nathalie> Hosebag yo stud muffin you ;)
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<GSX-R> Hahaha Repsol IS the Honda GP team
<CBR-900> i dunno all the teams or anything like that :P
<CBR-900> i just watch occassionally if I see it on
<_BahdKo_> Honda hmm i just bought a Honda
<Ismail|CG> bahdko: jeez
<Ismail|CG> no prob
<CBR-900> well anyways, i couldnt believe that shit, because 
they were both way ahead
<GSX-R> Bahdko: Bike or car?
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<CBR-900> so some rookie italian fuck ends up winning the 
race :P
<GSX-R> hahaha Hellian
<Aitek> immortal JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS NASTy
<GSX-R> Must have been WSB then (if there's an italian)
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<_BahdKo_> uh....car.
<iMm0rTaL> hahaha
<iMm0rTaL> i told you
<Aitek> imm> got any thing else that good?
<OoZ^ihos> imm: Send me =)
<iMm0rTaL> hahaha
<iMm0rTaL> no
<CBR-900> the guy who was ahead and got wiped out was 
giving the finger to the other guy when he got up
<iMm0rTaL> I dont have anyone else raping a chicken
<CBR-900> i was laughing my ass off
<GSX-R> Bahdko:  :(
<GSX-R> :)
<Aitek> imm goat pron?
<CBR-900> cars suck!
<GSX-R> hahahahaha
<iMm0rTaL> no 
<iMm0rTaL> just chicken
<CBR-900> well, i like my car and all...
<GSX-R> Mick Doohan flipped off somebody in the middle of a 
race !
<CBR-900> doohan!
<CBR-900> that was the one
<GSX-R> (lap traffic wouldn't let him pass)
<CBR-900> hahah
<CBR-900> he was in front
<GSX-R> Doohan?
<CBR-900> yup
<GSX-R> and Creville
<CBR-900> yup!
<GSX-R> Ah
<CBR-900> creville fucked him up the ass
<GSX-R> hahahahha
<GSX-R> Doohan deserved it though
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<CBR-900> hehehhe
<GSX-R> Doohan is a prick
<spam^ihos> hey ronbo
<_BahdKo_> RonOne!
<CBR-900> creville flew over his handlebars
<Aitek> im a nerd
<_BahdKo_> Huwoah!
<Aitek> im a nerd
<Aitek> where am i on a friday night?
<Aitek> here
<Aitek> shit
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<GrippGoat> GSX: wanna play dewm?
<CBR-900> well aitek, you could be leet and call me for a game
<CBR-900> gsx cant play:  lisa would beat his ass
<Aitek> of doom2?
<Aitek> ok..
<GSX-R> Gripp: uhhh.. I saw the way you choked lis' chicken
<CBR-900> cool!
<Nathalie> Hos^Ihos I want you ;)
<CBR-900> i havent played doom in such a long time
<Nathalie> errr Hose^Ihos I want you ;)
<iMm0rTaL> <OoZ^ihos> HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<iMm0rTaL> hahahaa
<spam^ihos> god damnnit i gotta scrape up a couple bucks and 
go have a lunch buffet at empire wok next week :)
<CBR-900> just finished some midterms though, so I can
<CBR-900> chinese food buffet?
<GrippGoat> GSX: uh.... we could play coop?
<Hose^Ihos> can't have me you bitch
<iMm0rTaL> <OoZ^ihos> FUCKIN NASTIEST THING I EVER 
SAW!
<iMm0rTaL> I'm never eating KFC AGAIN !!!!!!!!!
<GSX-R> HAHAHAHAH
<CBR-900> gripp:  i thought you said that lisa spanks you at 
doom?
<GrippGoat> gsx: you have hexen?
<GSX-R> Gripp --> quotes page
<GSX-R> Gripp: nopw
<GrippGoat> cbr: Only when she's moody. :)
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<Aitek> cbr what maps u like